greg's definitions

jazelle

Someone who cant play halo very well and likes boys called omar.

Hey jazelle . youre not very good at halo 2

by Greg May 7, 2005

Shaq

One which sucks at basketball, which he proves by shooting under 53% free throws. However he has mastered the art of getting the calls from every referee in the leauge which is the only reason he has sucsess. See lard ass Its like being really huge but not having any knowlege or skill

Shaq sucks at basketball but he is a tank so he murders people in the paint with no fouls called on him. good job shaq you fat ass

by Greg June 11, 2006

chomsky

(n) A genius who tirelessly works to expose the murderous lies committed by the US government abroad.

I've never learned as much from school as I have from Chomsky's books!

by greg February 6, 2007

cold sherman

The act of dropping a stanky poop, putting it in a ziploc bag, storing it in the freezer until it turns into a popsicle, then having your girlfriend or whore use it as a masterbatory device.

I haven't shat in a week because my girl really wants a cold sherman tonight!

by Greg February 21, 2009

venezuelan shower

A shower that last less than 3 minutes.

Referencing the 3 minute shower limit by Hugo Chavez.

Quote from Hugo Chavez 'Some people sing in the shower, in the shower half an hour. No kids, three minutes is more than enough. I've counted, three minutes, and I don't stink,' he said during a televised Cabinet meeting.'

Scott used all the hot water and I was forced to take a Venezuelan shower.

by GReg April 27, 2014

rotiss

Slang for rotisserie chicken.

Hey, wanna pick up a Rotiss from Whole Foods on our way back?

by GReg February 24, 2020

watch cuck

Someone who takes pleasure in watching another person wear their watch.
Someone who would like to see what their watch looks like from afar.

I became watch cuck when the desire to see my Rolex Submariner on another man was overwhelming.

by GReg January 20, 2018