greg's definitions

grass on the wicket

A younger female who looks capable of sexual intercourse

grass on the wicket, lets play cricket

by greg April 6, 2003

Funboy

Unlike the other people seem to suggest for this entry, a funboy is not necessarily gay. He is more of a metrosexual; the kind of really stylish guys that dress in expensive clothes like they might be gay, but are just really stylish.

I saw a couple funboys headed to the club wearing their cashmere and pink polo shirts.

by greg January 3, 2004

tonsil hockey

The act of french kissing

They were playing tonsil hockey as they made out on my couch

by Greg August 22, 2003

poke

to purposely pop your dick in her mushy pussy...as if unintentionally...like "oops". But, the dick and pussy are fully aware of what's happening. It's a game.

Let's poke.

by Greg January 7, 2004

Bewwl-sheyut

(See also: Boooah-shit ghetto slang version) A twist on the ever popular "bullshit", This is the redneck version intended to express anger and frustration.

"Don't you come 'round har talkin all that bewwl-sheyut" (spit on the ground and grab your nusses for maximum effect)

by Greg November 19, 2003

toolbag

An individual whose ineptitude, idiocy, and lack of personal hygiene sets them far above and beyond a mere "tool"...only a full "bag of tools" is sufficient to describe their personal defects.

"That Doug....what a toolbag."

by Greg May 25, 2004

tipois

together in peace one in spirit. i came up with this acronym after I started a website named tipois.com My wife said what are you going to tell people this means. so i didn't want to say two in the pink one in the stink.

together in peace one in spirit

by greg February 21, 2005