greg's definitions

crete

best damn island on earth

I got laid in Hania, Crete this summer

by Greg August 22, 2003

P_K

Best online Gaming Clan ever

P_K just deeded him becus they r elite nOObs

by Greg March 2, 2005

jewish sword fight (n)

the act of two males taking their erect penises and smacking them against each others penis is a completely non-homosexual way.

chris and zac had a horrible jewish sword fight

by greg February 12, 2005

Florist

Flower person if a man is gay

That lady is so hot I love florist.........DUDE THATS A GUY ahahh notice the Adam's Apple

by Greg August 21, 2003

Reisterstown

A town with a mixture of different kinds of people.

Reisterstown is aight.

by greg April 14, 2004

Penis Brigade

When a dude is bangin' a chick and at the cusp of orgasm yells "Penis Brigade!" at which point several other dudes run into the room and proceed to masturbate all over the woman's body in a Bukake-like manner.

Dave and his friends from home gave this drunk freshman a Penis Brigade on Friday night, man. It was funny as hell and everyone laughed like a bastard.

by Greg April 28, 2005

Slick Dog

Pronghorn Antelope......The "sentinel of the plains".

Look at that Slick Dog

by Greg April 19, 2004