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sassage

another word for penis, cock, schlong, dong, etc.
I stuck my polish sassage in her.
by greg January 11, 2004
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The Showdown

Metal. The one and only true word that best describes The Showdown. Emerging from the mountains of eastern Tennessee this crushing five-piece have crafted an epic heavy metal sound for listeners who enjoy hard music that spans styles ranging from American southern rock to European death. Lyrically their melodies sing of heroism, sojourns and battles of life. The result is a brutal and honest anthem for the youth of today. Their debut album titled "A Chorus Of Obliteration" was produced by Bruce Fitzhugh (lead singer of Living Sacrifice) and is in stores now on Mono Vs Stereo. Git snake bit!

http://www.myspace.com/theshowdown
by Greg September 1, 2008
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vectum

The anatomical region of the female body between the vagina and the anus; the female chode.

In some regions, also considered to be a disparaging remark; a powerful insult.
Mmmm, that's good vectum!

That guy is such a degenerate vectum.
by greg February 15, 2005
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fair-weather friend

A friend who is only nice to you when it's convenient. Someone who's wishy-washy. Someone who is a "backstabber." Someone who abandons you in certain situations.
Every time you're with Bob, you won't hang out with me. You're such a fair-weather friend.
by Greg October 26, 2003
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blonker

Dude, I got a blonker yesterday.
by Greg September 10, 2003
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poke

to purposely pop your dick in her mushy pussy...as if unintentionally...like "oops". But, the dick and pussy are fully aware of what's happening. It's a game.
Let's poke.
by Greg January 7, 2004
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Bewwl-sheyut

(See also: Boooah-shit ghetto slang version) A twist on the ever popular "bullshit", This is the redneck version intended to express anger and frustration.
"Don't you come 'round har talkin all that bewwl-sheyut" (spit on the ground and grab your nusses for maximum effect)
by Greg November 19, 2003
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