267 definitions by greg

fall

an unfortunate loss of vertical condition as a result of dimished co-ordination.

Dude, get up...

by greg April 29, 2004

Three Week Load

When you have been so busy, you don't masturbate for three weeks, then blow it in a girl's mouth and call her TWL for the rest of the semester.

I busted a TWL all up in that girl's throat last night

by greg October 9, 2004

Serpent Night Fiend

A deceptive; person like a snake, that sneeks out at night to go get stoned, but they seem to not have a drug problem.

I think she might be a serpent night fiend because every time I call, after dark, I get the machine.

by greg June 29, 2004

Brown

Any type of whiskey with a brown hue, ie. scotch, bourbon, canadian, etc.

"What would you like to drink?", "I'll have a brown."

by greg December 16, 2003

Obsidian Order

A Cardassian secret police and spy agency. Enabran Tain was its longest serving chief; his son Garak was a onetime agent and was kept alive in exile only by its intervention.

The Obsidian Order works among the shadows.

by greg October 7, 2004

Bitchfizzify

The act of or process of making a drink more like Bitch Fizz

Greg: "This Tooheys New tastes pretty shithouse"

Alex: "Why don't you BITCHFIZZIFY it with some Bickfords then?"

Greg "Yes, 150 years of quality"

by greg January 7, 2004

International House of Pancakes

A pretty shitty restaurant that sometimes serves mediocre food if the cooks are at their best. However, this is completely acceptable, considering that each patron is drunk of their asses. Who cares what the food tastes like? You'll be throwing it up in the morning.

See Also: IHOP

I just plugged a rather large girl. I just want some fucking pancakes right now, I don't want to think about my dick falling off. I'll save that for tomorrow.

by greg April 26, 2004