greg's definitions

Shem

Suburban Club Goer. Can be male or female but more commonly male. Can be identified by one or all of the following items: Cheesy tattoos(example: any form of flash tribal or anything incorporating a panther) spandex shirts w/ designer jeans. Spikey teased hair, J-lo sunglasses(yes even on males)lots of body glitter(again even on males) usually holding glow sticks.
Mostly found in the Westchester county area of NY.
More info See "Poseur"

Damn, this Club is loaded w/ shems tonite.

Can also be varried based on description
ie:
Wigger: sheminem
Shem-haven: Pearl nite club in white plains NY

by Greg February 18, 2003

Scottish hello

A way of greeting a good friend, whereby you put a hand on their shoulder, then shout 'Give us a kiss!' and headbutt them. Bonus points are awarded if completed without spilling your drink.

"Ow, Mac just gave me a Scottish hello. He nearly broke my nose."

by Greg April 26, 2005

jazelle

Someone who cant play halo very well and likes boys called omar.

Hey jazelle . youre not very good at halo 2

by Greg May 7, 2005

Fishmonger

like a P.I.M.P, holla

Brian

by Greg October 28, 2003

peterly

Adverb.
To do something with expectant hesitation.
First used on The Bob and Tom Show.

He peterly approached her.

by Greg March 17, 2005

you wonder

specifically used to call someone (generally a male) a bitch. can be used as just a general insult. derived from the tupac song "you wonder why they call you bitch"

hey douchebag, you wonder

by Greg March 16, 2004

Zurcher

definition for many sexual positions, impossible to explain with just words

the "wet" zurcher, the "oh my" zurcher, the "twisted" zurcher, the "backwards" zurcher

by Greg June 16, 2003