greg's definitions

Jimmy Buffett

The single greatest artist of all time. Best listened to when drinking alcohol, preferably whiskey. Often played by Kurt Legel minutes before he passes out, or in other words, after his first shot.

Kurt put on Jimmy Buffett just as he passed out on the floor.

by Greg March 28, 2005

venezuelan shower

A shower that last less than 3 minutes.

Referencing the 3 minute shower limit by Hugo Chavez.

Quote from Hugo Chavez 'Some people sing in the shower, in the shower half an hour. No kids, three minutes is more than enough. I've counted, three minutes, and I don't stink,' he said during a televised Cabinet meeting.'

Scott used all the hot water and I was forced to take a Venezuelan shower.

by GReg April 27, 2014

magarm

Any projectile weapon that uses magnetics to propel a projectile

gauss guns, rail guns (theoretical)

by Greg April 8, 2005

Coco

The sexiest and smartest man alive!

The Coco's are closer than the "Lilo's"

by Greg March 6, 2005

runt bag

A pink watermellom in the shape of a vagina

Wow that is a shizzle of a runt bag

by Greg January 15, 2004

paramus

1. A town in Northern New Jersey consisting of 3 Malls, the Bergen Mall(spanish people and old people), Paramus Park Mall(white people), and Garden State Plaza(everyone). Paramus Police tend to be anal, similar to Fort Lee Police.
2. A place where you must be rich to live.
3. Not the ghetto.
4. A place where I represent the upper middle class.

Paramus, located between Maywood, Ridgewood, Rochelle Park, Oradell, and whatever, is a town of the developer.

by Greg October 3, 2004

go for broke

A gambling term meaning risking everything to reap substantial reward.

I'm goin' for broke on this hand.

by Greg June 23, 2005