greg's definitions

sassage

another word for penis, cock, schlong, dong, etc.

I stuck my polish sassage in her.

by greg January 11, 2004

bitchcakes

affectionate insult

Oy! Bitchcakes!

by greg November 20, 2003

jaj

shortened version of the korean word for the penis (Jaji / or Chachi).

Tino, don't be such a jaj. Tony, you're such a jaj.

by Greg July 2, 2004

Bitchfizzify

The act of or process of making a drink more like Bitch Fizz

Greg: "This Tooheys New tastes pretty shithouse"

Alex: "Why don't you BITCHFIZZIFY it with some Bickfords then?"

Greg "Yes, 150 years of quality"

by Greg January 7, 2004

shot checkers

1. (n.) A particularly exhilirating drinking game involving checkers. Players substitute shot glasses filled with liquor for the red and black plastic checkers pieces. Standard rules of checkers apply. Once a player's shot glass is jumped by the opponent, he must drink the contents of the glass right away. Double jumps in this version of checkers are especially devastating. If player's head collapes on the board, it is an automatic forfeit.

We kicked off that party with a good game of shot checkers.

In the Shot Checkers Championship, she was totally kicking my ass. I had one glass left, and her three glasses has me cornered in. I was all washed up. Then, to my surprise, she passed out right before my eyes and I was crowned the Shot Checkers Champion. What an unforseen turn of events.

by Greg May 13, 2005

sexpistols

earley brit rock, suidal guys with guitars see pikey and yob.

i saw the sexpistol last night they were pikeys (yobs) but not sqaddies , no never sqaddies.........

by greg November 30, 2003

junkie whore

a girl so drugged or stupid that they have sex without even realizing it, and can get talked into it even while being prude

halle is such a junkie whore

by greg June 14, 2004