greg's definitions

Douche Bag

Fucking Moron

Derek is such a Douche Bag.

by Greg April 13, 2004

easy mac

Any bitch thats easy to get wiith.

Greg: Yo i hooked up with that gurl, Stacey.
Pat: again??! .Oh yeh that bitch is real easy mac.

by Greg August 26, 2004

volksport

hahaha! Im in volksport too!

VWs kick ass and so does Volksport

by Greg January 20, 2005

Pwnasarus-Rex

When a group or one person completely OWNZ u!!!

P_K just Pwnasarus-Rexed me!!

by Greg March 2, 2005

quaff

Literally, a queef from the female rectum; similar to a fart, but less amusing. Figuratively, and much more common, continual and uninteresting chatter.

Oh man, she just quaffed for the whole evening.

by greg February 10, 2005

Funboy

Unlike the other people seem to suggest for this entry, a funboy is not necessarily gay. He is more of a metrosexual; the kind of really stylish guys that dress in expensive clothes like they might be gay, but are just really stylish.

I saw a couple funboys headed to the club wearing their cashmere and pink polo shirts.

by greg January 3, 2004

sassage

another word for penis, cock, schlong, dong, etc.

I stuck my polish sassage in her.

by greg January 11, 2004