greg's definitions

the koes

If you're not the Koes, you aren't shit.

MAN UP!

the Koes: Hey baby, wanna dance?
girl: Ew, no! Security!
the Koes: I have a nine inch dick.
girl: Penetrate me, cockboy.

by greg February 1, 2005

cold sherman

The act of dropping a stanky poop, putting it in a ziploc bag, storing it in the freezer until it turns into a popsicle, then having your girlfriend or whore use it as a masterbatory device.

I haven't shat in a week because my girl really wants a cold sherman tonight!

by Greg February 21, 2009

wtfzor

Synonym to the popular acronym wtf. Used among leet speakers to add more emphasis to the expression.

speaker1: blaaaargh!! i am the fatty boom batty!
speaker2: WTFZOR!?

by Greg September 20, 2003

Man butt

Another form of gay, or homosexual. Commonly used as an insult.

You like the man butt often don't you?

by Greg August 28, 2003

mind fuck

For one person, usually a man, to try to gain a power advantage over another person, usually a woman, by avoiding desired or expected physical contact.

“Don’t be surprised if he doesn’t shake your hand… He doesn’t touch women sometimes, but it’s just a mind-fuck.” _By a Spider’s Thread_ (2004) by Laura Lippman p. 303, see also, p. 232

by Greg November 30, 2004

lampin'

lighting or smoking a joint

Answer to "whatcha doin tonight?"
We be lampin'

by greg November 20, 2003

Bladerunner

1980s science fiction film starring Harrison Ford and directed by Ridley Scott. Bladerunners are special police officers trained to hunt down replicant rogues.

The film is well known among sci-fi fans for its ending, which the studio forced Scott to change for the original theatrical release (it was later restored in a director's cut). The studio forced Scott to replace the dark, ambiguous closing scene with a sickning honeymoon scene and voiceover.

Ford and Scott hold different views as to whether Ford's character in the film is a replicant or not. This ambiguous plot point is not entirely proven or disproven in the DC.

Have you seen Bladerunner? Great movie, but what's with those weird unicorn bits?

by Greg May 1, 2004