greg's definitions

Scottish hello

A way of greeting a good friend, whereby you put a hand on their shoulder, then shout 'Give us a kiss!' and headbutt them. Bonus points are awarded if completed without spilling your drink.

"Ow, Mac just gave me a Scottish hello. He nearly broke my nose."

by Greg April 26, 2005

plus 1

off of Sex and the City, some sort of slang term for the person you bring with you to a party to act as a fake date so as to keep others from hitting on you. (my guess is as good as yours)

I want to go to a party, wanna be my plus 1?

by Greg December 31, 2003

Chartreuse

1. A beverage containing a massively massive proportion of alcohol.

2. A great after beer drink

3. The green stuff that almost killed me last night

4. What all you sexy girls can buy Alex at the bar.

Greg: "It's almost 8am in the morning... hmmm time for my pre-breakfast Chartreuse shot"

Tom: "I was feeling more like a Beer and Woosta"

by Greg January 7, 2004

hogina

containing the word "hoe" and "gina" coming from vagina. This is a hoe thats likes to give up her vagina. aka a slut.

Hey man whats up with that girl Stacey?
Oh she has sex with just about anyone, shes a hogina.

by Greg August 26, 2004

fart yoink

when someone has their hand on your ass and you fart

man my girlfriend totally fart yoinked me

by Greg October 23, 2004

Grady

1. a person who is likely to make anyone smile do to his good looks and extreme funnines.

Grady! your so damn hilarious do you have a slide by chance?

by Greg April 8, 2005

AIM

A great way to meet fatass pedophiles over the internet. In other words, a good way to get a dick in your ass.

Say, do you remember that chick Joy? Yeah, I met her on AIM. We met at the park, and, wow, she had a penis? I GOT RAPED BY A GODDAM WOMAN WITH A PENIS?!

by Greg September 29, 2004