The only people who, if you saw them on a twilight hill on the horizon, you would shit your pants and run in sheer terror! Vikings raid, raze, and knit in their spare time. No one has been able to oppose them for long; there are vikings among us-- do not cross us. They bring us cool words like: "beserk" which means "bear shirt", "hauberk" which means "steel shirt".
The Vikings just raided England and conquered Europe. They have bagpipes and know how to use them. Hail to the Vikings!
by God March 19, 2003

by god August 22, 2003

Jedi's Running Loose.
The hardcorest mo fawkers out der. They will fuck any mother fuka up aight, even hrl.
The hardcorest mo fawkers out der. They will fuck any mother fuka up aight, even hrl.
person 1: oh yay its jrl!
*lightsaber noise*
jrl: fear not, young padawan.
hrl: OH NOES
tkm: oh baby
*lightsaber noise*
jrl: fear not, young padawan.
hrl: OH NOES
tkm: oh baby
by GOD December 15, 2004

by god December 17, 2004

the act of draping one's ball bag on the bridge of someone's nose, allowing to balls to hang down on either side and nestle over the receiver's eyes
My girlfriend loves the Kentucky shades. She can suck me off with my balls blinding her, while at the same time getting a good whiff of the taint.
by god August 07, 2003
