churchville

Churchville is the capital of night life for the rural farmers in the area. Lots of animals, lots of farms, lots of nothing. You come here to laugh at the people who live here. Parents love it, children hate it. Home of Big M, one of the last Drive-In theaters, and also home of the worst food in the United States.

Also called C-Ville. This is the ghetto version of Churchville. Southside Churchville is where the gangstas hang out. Bryarly Court, represent.

Cool Guy: Look at those gay Churchville kids! They live in the middle of nowhere and can't find rides anywhere! Muhahaha!

churchville by God March 9, 2005

Churchville MoonPie

After fucking a girl, pull out and cum all over her face without telling her, and when she's surprised, take a cow shit patty, and smack her in the face with it.

Man, I got Emily so good the other day, I gave her a Churchville MoonPie.

Churchville MoonPie by gapballer7 February 22, 2011

Churchill Face 

When a woman is so homely and unattractive looking she appears to have a face like Winston Churchill.

Dude #1 Hey man how much to bang that girl.
Dude#2 Who?
Dude#1 The one with Churchill Face.
Dude#2 I wouldn't fuck that with your dick!!!

Churchill Face by will bitten September 14, 2017

Talk to Winston Churchill 

To go to the restroom (esp. the toilet)

"Can we please stop at the next pull-in? I have to talk to Winston Churchill."

Talk to Winston Churchill by CountVladDracula April 9, 2017

Winston Churchill

a beluga whale who likes baths and drinking, and is best friends with Franklin D. Roosevelt they are such good friends that FDR has seen him in the bath.

history teacher "today we are learning that im very biased to two people and one is the beluga whale, Winston Churchill."
kids "yay!" *throws hands in the air*

Winston Churchill by theatrenerd24601 May 23, 2019

Winston Churchill's ashtray 

The appearance of a lavatory bowl post flush, after an apocalyptic shit. With numerous brown smears going off in all directions.

Pooooh Kevin, why don't you clean the toilet after a shite, it looks like Winston Churchill's ashtray!!

Winston Churchill's ashtray by griggy June 20, 2011

Winston Churchill Collegiate Institute 

Smells like burnt curry and weed. All mans here think they're Hoodmans but they ain't sh** fham.

Person 1: Yo I'm gonna apply to "Winston Churchill Collegiate Institute"

Person2: Why would you do that bro

Person1: idk bro

Person 2: atleast it's better than Wexford

FruityPerson3: nize it about wexford bruh dont diss

Winston Churchill Collegiate Institute by 1995Truthteller1995 October 28, 2019