green

adj. Formerly just a colour but now an indication of almost religious perfection in a foodstuff, industrial product, or political party: purity, organicity, hard work by unionised workers and a complete lack of chemicals found in the periodic table is implied.

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Are these beans green?

Yeah. Look at them.

I know they're green. But are they green?

Yes. I told you. They are verdant little kernels suffused with, nay, bursting with, greenness.

But are they green?

No.
by gnostic1 August 08, 2012
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family pack

n. Several. More than expected. Usually used for comic effect when viewing a friend's accumulation of bongs, cigars, skateboards, nipples etc.

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Hey bro! Check out all these buds man.

Dude! Looks like you bought the family pack.
by gnostic1 September 02, 2012
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skatemark

n. laceration, usually deep and on the leg, caused by a skate during a game of hockey; generally considered a mark of honour and not something to whine about.
Look at that cut! I think my achilles tendon is sliced!

Suck it up princess. It's just a skatemark.
by gnostic1 July 10, 2011
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wagonade

n. any low-priced alcoholic beverage such as beer that is readily available in great quantity for parties. Quality is not important.

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We is gonna party this weekend bro! The revelling shall not stop until past midnight and the floors will be awash in chundered wagonade!
by gnostic1 January 16, 2012
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cricket match

n. incendiary device used to light a candle, lamp etc. during the late stages of cricket games, long after the sun has set, so the umpire, players, and any remaining spectators, can watch the "action".
Cor Blimey! If Master Perriwether can judiciously bend a googly to silly mid on for six during the next over, off their fading leg-spinner, we may not need a cricket match this eventide.

Rippingly astute observation my good fellow! "Tempus fugit," as my ruddy manservant used to say!
by gnostic1 April 22, 2011
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slang

v. past perfect verb tense of sling.

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David! Where's that rock you slang at Goliath? It may have exceeded the official weight limit.
by gnostic1 September 05, 2011
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spinal fusion precursor

n. Any dangerous activity that might result in a broken neck. Originally used in radical skateboarding it is now used in everyday situations. Also a sexual euphemism.

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I'm going to tell the boss where he can stick his stupid new ideas for productivity.

Have you given anyone a spinal fusion precursor before?

A couple of times, but don't change the subject.
by gnostic1 March 21, 2012
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