dimple farm

n. mythical place where dimples, especially pretty girl-dimples, are grown.

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1) Looking good baby! I see you have been patronising the dimple farm.

2) You should see my cute kindergarten class. I think there's been a bumber crop at the dimple farm.

by gnostic1 July 26, 2011

iDead

n. New device from Apple that Steve Jobs must have been working on because he whispered it to his doctor.

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I want to get me an iDead.

That's a terrible joke. Steve Jobs was a saint.

by gnostic1 October 08, 2011

occupie

n. The ultimate goal of the Occupy Wall Street protesters, and, by extension, the goal of protesters everywhere, in any field (or parking lot).

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We are not rudderless slackers with no goals. We are fighting for a piece of the occupie!

Not much of a fight dude.

by gnostic1 October 29, 2011

Ang Vee

v. 1) skateboarder term synonymous with "hang five". Usually used in an ironic sense or by lame wannabees.

2) a sexual euphemism.

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Dudes! I got me some new driftwood and I am going to totally Ang Vee tonight!

Yeah? Well I don't look it but I assure you I am very thrilled for you.

by gnostic1 August 25, 2011

Mecca

place. small commune in Alberta, Canada built around a spring providing fresh water. The glacial water percolates through cleansing gravel and emerges pure and unconfined. It is promptly bottled and shipped by workers in sterile gowns.

Tourism, including sportfishing, rock climbing and rock collecting is growing and two new wings have recently been added to the playschool.

Craft items, organic produce, sacred rocks, massage stones etc. keep the economy robust and diversified.

Hey! This spring water is great! Does it come from heaven?

No. It comes from Mecca.

by gnostic1 July 30, 2011

letting the corgis out

v.phrase. Removing one's top in public, if one is a royal female (an allusion to Queen Elizabeth's pet dogs.

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Why all the fuss about Kate Middleton going topless. There's a long history of princesses letting the corgis out.

by gnostic1 September 24, 2012

condominimum

n. Absolute smallest length of time a condom can be worn for effective protection.

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That right there was the condominimum!

Yeah. I thought it was a tiny length.

by gnostic1 December 23, 2011