178 definitions by gnostic1
n. Absolute smallest length of time a condom can be worn for effective protection.
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by gnostic1 December 19, 2011
Is it safe to bring the girls over tonight or are your parents still gadhafing?
Better wait until next weekend dude. I may have to call for an air strike to get the wrinklies out of the house.
Better wait until next weekend dude. I may have to call for an air strike to get the wrinklies out of the house.
by gnostic1 March 7, 2011
by gnostic1 June 24, 2010
adj. having the qualities of Eeyore, i.e. being strikingly gloomy, sad or ho hummish on a chronic basis.
Check out the eeyoric goth chick with the tears tattooed on her cheeks. So sad.
She's probably upset because she's at Baskin Robbins instead of her dark castle.
Yeah. Her dark castle in 1398.
She's probably upset because she's at Baskin Robbins instead of her dark castle.
Yeah. Her dark castle in 1398.
by gnostic1 March 5, 2011
Nice apartment dude. Perhaps a bit tiny. I hope your new wife isn't claustral.
No. I think she's Lutheran.
No. I think she's Lutheran.
by gnostic1 January 12, 2012
by gnostic1 June 25, 2010
An intense glorious personal emotional high caused by something for which you deserve no credit, or something which is pointless.
Why is Amanda strutting like a peahen with a fresh coat of paint?
Her sister parked Terrel Owens' car last night. Worst case of Ryder pride I've ever seen, even if she's using a sexual euphemism.
Even then.
Her sister parked Terrel Owens' car last night. Worst case of Ryder pride I've ever seen, even if she's using a sexual euphemism.
Even then.
by gnostic1 October 4, 2010