n. 1)Wherever the Denver Broncos are going instead of to the league championship game.
2) Any disappointing event attended reluctantly when God doesn't come through.
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2) Any disappointing event attended reluctantly when God doesn't come through.
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Don't cry dear. I'm sure you'll have just as much fun at the Teebowl as you would have had at the State champioships. Maybe next year Jesus will love you and want you for a sunbeam.
by gnostic1 January 15, 2012
n. the complex sentences, gestures, and facial expressions one uses when extracting oneself from a sticky situation.
v. useage of same.
v. useage of same.
1)Did you hear how Kara seamlessly employed blatant adlibbery when the electronics manager asked why six televisions were nestled in her car?
2) Don't try any of that adlibbery on me young man! I can smell the evil weed and see the cheerleaders leg!
2) Don't try any of that adlibbery on me young man! I can smell the evil weed and see the cheerleaders leg!
by gnostic1 January 04, 2011
place. Former military college specialising in Engineering and Weapons System Management that has fallen on hard times and is now forced to survive by teaching liberal arts courses and adult upgrading. Beautiful grounds with plenty of flowers make it a delight for offspring of the idle rich.
No sports teams.
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No sports teams.
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by gnostic1 September 17, 2012
v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Originally a euphemism used by Royalty but now used generally to mock the upper crust.
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Excuse me Your Highness. I fear it is high time for me to be watering the cricketfield.
Would you like my groundskeeper to help you with that? She's very good with a hose.
I fear not M'am. Jolly good thought though.
Would you like my groundskeeper to help you with that? She's very good with a hose.
I fear not M'am. Jolly good thought though.
by gnostic1 September 28, 2012
v. The act of increasing the force of one's delivery in ice curling. One adds weight or strenghth from the hack so the corn brooming of the pebble is lessened.
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Weight up! You're going to wreck on the guard if we don't corn broom you harder!
Okay I'll focus my delivery weight on getting the package to the house.
Okay I'll focus my delivery weight on getting the package to the house.
by gnostic1 November 01, 2011
n. 1) a type of elongated skateboard with good lateral skidding action used for tricks.
2) sexual tumesence.
2) sexual tumesence.
by gnostic1 August 17, 2011
Check out the bottle boy melting down about global warming.
"Glee" and vodka turn my friend Karerin into a total bottle boy.
"Glee" and vodka turn my friend Karerin into a total bottle boy.
by gnostic1 September 19, 2010