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Of course the Eckville Tigers are going to beat those Bentley Generals, they could probably beat the Edmonton Rush!
You are such a total keegstra. When are you going in for therapy?
You are such a total keegstra. When are you going in for therapy?
by gnostic1 July 23, 2011
Get the keegstramug. Exclamation of joy shouted at odd British sporting events such as cricket, soccer and vicar's wick when a player is severely injured, or, conversely, when a player's shoe comes off. Also a sexual act.
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Cor Blimey! Did you see that! Whoopsy Fish! Whoopsy Fish!
Stunning rudeness that! Where's the administrator with his tiny whistle. The chap's been stumped. Oh, I say. This just isn't on.
Stunning rudeness that! Where's the administrator with his tiny whistle. The chap's been stumped. Oh, I say. This just isn't on.
by gnostic1 July 4, 2012
Get the whoopsy fishmug. noun phrase. A term describing the accelerating increase in the number of words in the world and the resultant accumulation of verbiage that threatens to drown us all. Some lexicolonogists deny that it's happening or attribute it to non-human factors such as rogue computer programs.
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Leapstand? Ollieollieoxenfree? Yardening? What is up with all these new words? Some days If I don't use my asthma medication I can't breathe when I read my e-mail.
You mean you can't ox-in unless you drughale? That's just verbal warming. You should move your computer to a higher floor and buy some flood sacks.
You mean you can't ox-in unless you drughale? That's just verbal warming. You should move your computer to a higher floor and buy some flood sacks.
by gnostic1 August 25, 2011
Get the verbal warmingmug. Get your black balaclava and some bail money Dude; there's a protiot at the mosque site.
The protiot at Woodstck 3 was held after the music was over. How polite.
The protiot at Woodstck 3 was held after the music was over. How polite.
by Gnostic1 September 4, 2010
Get the protiotmug. These panda cheesecake squares are dietproof.
Stand back! I have a bag of dietproof donuts and I'm not afraid to throw them into the cockpit!
Stand back! I have a bag of dietproof donuts and I'm not afraid to throw them into the cockpit!
by gnostic1 June 7, 2011
Get the dietproofmug. n. Originally a person employed to dig small holes or move gravel from place to place but now used in an unflattering manner to describe office or retail workers on low rungs.
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If there's too many boxes to unpack just get a couple of shovel monkeys to help.
Really? Wow! I thought I was a shovel monkey.
You are, but today you can have some lesser shovel monkeys to boss around. No flicking feces at them though.
Really? Wow! I thought I was a shovel monkey.
You are, but today you can have some lesser shovel monkeys to boss around. No flicking feces at them though.
by gnostic1 September 16, 2011
Get the shovel monkeymug. place. Ideally situated on a glacial morraine, Benalto has cleverly used its alluvial gravel stocks to thrust itself into the forefront of the small-rocks industry.
Rodeo enthusiasts abound, as do deer hunters, mushroom pickers, scapula maintainance workers and roadsign repair shops.
Bouldering enthusiasts have recently added Benalto to the list of "must see" rock climbing locales in the West Central Alberta Region and a History of Granite Exfoliation display at the mine site is a Canadian shield enthusiast's mecca.
Rodeo enthusiasts abound, as do deer hunters, mushroom pickers, scapula maintainance workers and roadsign repair shops.
Bouldering enthusiasts have recently added Benalto to the list of "must see" rock climbing locales in the West Central Alberta Region and a History of Granite Exfoliation display at the mine site is a Canadian shield enthusiast's mecca.
by gnostic1 July 30, 2011
Get the Benaltomug.