Definitions by gnostic1

dust monkey 

n. Originally a trainee in an asbestos mine who cleared the fine carcinogenic fibres off the tram lines but now any lowly employee who is tasked with any unpleasant, dangerous or tedious job.

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1) Get a team of dust monkeys into the kitchen right away. The McFryer is making that funny sound and I think she's going to blow!

2) Where's me new dust monkey? A gale be blowing up astern and the mizzen mast be luffing.

dust monkey by gnostic1 October 12, 2011

social walker 

n. Person who is willing to walk when it is needed but isn't possessed of a bizarre desire to walk industriously for fitness or weight control.
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Want to do a couple of "Ks" before breakfast?

Ahhh. No thanks. I'll just catch a couple more"Zs". I'm more of a social walker.

social walker by gnostic1 October 12, 2011

bog squatter

n. Person possessing no desire to advance at work or in society; needlessly apathetic human encumberance.

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Are you still going out with that bog squatter?

He's not a bog squatter! He's an artist. Why do you hate me?

I was just asking.

bog squatter by gnostic1 October 12, 2011

ballpark 

v. 1) estimate. A word, based on an obscure reference, that makes no sense to non-Americans.

2) a sexual practice.

I don't know when the Dentist can see you but I could probably ballpark you at four.

Will that help my toothache?

ballpark by gnostic1 October 10, 2011

nobel 

adj. 1) Over-rated; overblown; pompous;

2) Swedish.

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Hey Sven. I like your nobel Volvo!

Thanking you!

I'm being sarcastic Sven.

Thanking you!

nobel by gnostic1 October 8, 2011

hangfred 

n. Radical skateboarding move in which you lean way out sideways and grab the outer edge of a buddy's board while he does the same to your board. Similar to a crab walk but without the hidden sexual tension.

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Nice hangfred Dude!

Sorry?

I saw you doing a hangfred with Andy yesterday. It looked sweet.

Oh right. A hangfred. Thanks.

hangfred by gnostic1 October 8, 2011

awkward paws 

n. Hands that drop condoms,surgical instruments, trays of food, Nobel Prize medals etc.

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That new scrub nurse is pretty sweet.

Yeah, but I hear she has awkward paws.

awkward paws by gnostic1 October 8, 2011