lexicolonologists

n. People who are experts about terminology in a given area but quite anal about specifics of usage.

I think the etymological lexicolonologists would decry the verbal warming on the internet.

by gnostic1 August 25, 2011

scrum

n. Central activity in Rugby football. Sixteen overweight men or women push into each other while holding one anothers shirt tails. Face-kicking, ear-biting and scrotum-butting are allowed, but, oddly, foot-lifting is severely punished. A call of "not in straight" results in a penalty kick instead of knowing sniggers while a call of "push over try" results in jubilation and moist scrum down.

Scrum! White! There's your mark! Crouch! Touch! Pause! Engage!

Is that referee high on something? The match hasn't started!

by gnostic1 June 30, 2012

bubblage

n. foamy soap residue left on your body after washing and then rinsing poorly: generally taken as a sign of sloppiness but in operating rooms it provides an aura of needful haste.

Check out the bubblage on Dr. Ngosi's arms! What a slacker.

No dude! She is totally rushing to save some banger's worthless life.

by Gnostic1 December 30, 2010

dimpleicious

adj. deliciously covered with perfectly delightful dimples.

Not only has she been to the freckle wagon, she has dimpleicious cheeks.

by gnostic1 July 26, 2011

lagging

v. Taking it easy, chillaxing with some brews on the veranda.

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Last days of summer! Time for some lagging before the blizzards hit.

by gnostic1 September 24, 2012

wire wizard

n. Person with an unsurpassed degree of technical brilliance. Often used ironically or disparagingly.

I ... I... I think I erased Superbowl XLV from your TiVo when I was programming in Sex and the City 4.

That's okay my little wire wizard. Now make me a sandwich!

by gnostic1 October 21, 2010

Norwegian reffed

v. Cheated during a sporting contest or other endeavor.

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How did your presentation go?

Great! But they gave the contract to the higher bidder.

Sounds like you got Norwegian reffed.

by gnostic1 August 07, 2012