dramer queen

Person who becomes histrionic after a few drams (or ounces) of alcohol.

Nathan is throwing his drums off the roof again! What a dramer queen!

by gnostic1 August 06, 2010

sweepings

n. ice chips and snow that accumulate on an ice-curling rink and have to be shoveled off between innings. Traditionally they are removed by the team lying two.

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Hey now, eh! Hurry hard and get them sweepings off the hack ice! That tankard ain't going to draw itself to the button!

by gnostic1 March 08, 2012

high hard one

phrase. Ice hockey term for a fast rising slap-shot. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Hey Michelle! Here comes a high hard one. Get your trapper ready and keep your five-hole closed.

by gnostic1 July 17, 2012

bog squatter

n. Person possessing no desire to advance at work or in society; needlessly apathetic human encumberance.

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Are you still going out with that bog squatter?

He's not a bog squatter! He's an artist. Why do you hate me?

I was just asking.

by gnostic1 October 12, 2011

mushroom roulette

n. exhilarating game played by picking and eating fungi in the forest; will it be tasty or will it be deadly?

I can't feel my eyeballs and I'm vomiting blood.

Ahh. I'm guessing you've been playing mushroom roulette ... and you're losing.

by gnostic1 August 04, 2011

mazing

adj. Urban shorthand for incredible.

Mazing ride dude!

That steel be mazing! Word! That a 38?

by gnostic1 November 14, 2010

supper bowl

n. truly international sport in which adults, sometimes ravaged by disease and crippled by war, attempt to put food on the table. Winners receive a thin smile from their families before playing game again.

I won the supper bowl five times last week but I had to sell my TV to do it so I can't watch the game on Sunday.

by gnostic1 February 20, 2011