Definitions by gnostic1
Teebowl
n. 1)Wherever the Denver Broncos are going instead of to the league championship game.
2) Any disappointing event attended reluctantly when God doesn't come through.
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2) Any disappointing event attended reluctantly when God doesn't come through.
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Don't cry dear. I'm sure you'll have just as much fun at the Teebowl as you would have had at the State champioships. Maybe next year Jesus will love you and want you for a sunbeam.
wagonade
n. any low-priced alcoholic beverage such as beer that is readily available in great quantity for parties. Quality is not important.
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claustral
Nice apartment dude. Perhaps a bit tiny. I hope your new wife isn't claustral.
No. I think she's Lutheran.
No. I think she's Lutheran.
Eudlo
place. Hamlet in Australia reknowned for its drover-fueled wallaby husbandry activity and gravel piles strategically placed to block the views of the lamers sand-surfing. The abscence of any competitive sports teams makes it a codger's paradise.
Often compared unfavourably to Riker's Island by the Greater Brisbane Tourist Council, Eudlo is fast becoming a go-to destination for NASA and other groups looking to test vehicles on inhospitable ground.
"Beautiful plumage!" and other catch-phrases are often heard at the Eudlo and District Monty Python Festival every spring.
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Often compared unfavourably to Riker's Island by the Greater Brisbane Tourist Council, Eudlo is fast becoming a go-to destination for NASA and other groups looking to test vehicles on inhospitable ground.
"Beautiful plumage!" and other catch-phrases are often heard at the Eudlo and District Monty Python Festival every spring.
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G'Day mate! Fancy a stride down Eudlo way tonight? We could toss some Fosters into the chunder wagon and melon a kangy. My esopho's drier than a gecko's armpit.
Struth! My shiela will do me an injury if we rattle the woomerra again!
Crickey-split!
Struth! My shiela will do me an injury if we rattle the woomerra again!
Crickey-split!
West Duck Hollow
place. Isolated hamlet in Alberta, Canada, that, fueled by high profits, fueled by high ethylene prices, has been riding high on the hog without the sponsorship of big gravel. Free from the doldrumic influence of East Duck Hollow since the partition of 1948 the vibrant citizenry of West Duck Hollow have been kindling the fires of progress in their matchless march to the future of petrochemical dominance-related carbon-footprinting. It is a place free from zoning restrictions where people can occupy a public park with tents, signage, muffins, and no clear purpose.
Clear cutting by a forward-thinking Tourism Council allows views of Ponoka, from which the Rocky Mountains can be seen. An interpretive center is planned for the tourist kiosk which is planned for the fall of 2015.
Lumberjack competitions and fencing exhibitions, often between gangs of tree-toughs from the various hamlets in the greater Duck Hollow region, provide much of the business at the local medical office.
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Clear cutting by a forward-thinking Tourism Council allows views of Ponoka, from which the Rocky Mountains can be seen. An interpretive center is planned for the tourist kiosk which is planned for the fall of 2015.
Lumberjack competitions and fencing exhibitions, often between gangs of tree-toughs from the various hamlets in the greater Duck Hollow region, provide much of the business at the local medical office.
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West Duck Hollow sure has some pretty vistas. You can sure see that this is a place that owns some nice Ethylene deposits and doesn't depend on gravel sluicing for its tax dollars.
West Duck Hollow by gnostic1 December 27, 2011
Christmas Eve Day
n. Oxymoronicly named period alluding to the daylight hours prior to Christmas Eve. Quite an acceptable coinage despite the objections of some opinionated pedants. An alternate etymology comes from the traditions of the Armenian Orthodox church which speak of the Bethlehem innkeeper's wife, Evangelina, who convinced her husband to allow Mary to give birth in their stable. A feast day in her honour was declared on the day preceding Christmas. Christmas Eve Day, a time for quiet contemplation and fasting, is still celebrated in Asia Minor and much of Central Alberta.
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What are you planning for Christmas Eve Day?
I thought I'd stock up on diet coke and pizza for tomorrow.
Well watch out for the language police!
I thought I'd stock up on diet coke and pizza for tomorrow.
Well watch out for the language police!
Christmas Eve Day by gnostic1 December 27, 2011
condominimum
n. Absolute smallest length of time a condom can be worn for effective protection.
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condominimum by gnostic1 December 23, 2011