n. A loose approximation of softball in which the standards are lowered, rules are loosely enforced in a friendly manner, all can play, and heavy drinking is encouraged.
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by gnostic 1 June 05, 2013
v. To allow the back end of your skateboard, snowboard, car, or other conveyance, to wobble before re-gaining control.
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Dude! Nice jinkle. I thought you were headed for an awesome skatemark but you drug it down.
I am a great skate. Really great.
I am a great skate. Really great.
by gnostic 1 January 20, 2013
n. Imaginary useless,even dangerous material Used in metaphorical sense for humorous effect.
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Where's Sarah? We were supposed to be slamming down vodka.
She's still in the Chem Lab making asbestpus.
She's still in the Chem Lab making asbestpus.
by gnostic 1 November 05, 2013
v. Improve, add meaning to, make worthwhile.
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by gnostic 1 June 14, 2013
n. Any overblown party or celebration which is repeated. Also an overly-large serving of anything. Can be shortened to o-ration if texting.
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by gnostic 1 January 21, 2013
Reality show in which Cardinals are locked in a room facing elimination challenges until only one is left to become Pope.
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Dude! Did you see the episode of Survivor: Vatican where the jowly cardfinal who thinks he's "all that" gets excommunicated?
No. No I did not.
No. No I did not.
by gnostic 1 March 02, 2013
place. Bustling metropolis brimming with night life and dreamy-eyed folk chasing both the promise that is America and a sea of yellow cabs. Unlimited opportunity but limited seating. Concrete spires surrounding halal food carts beside world-class museums. Pigeons. So many pigeons. Many with feathers.
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Wow. That hurricane Sandy really messed this place up.
No. This is how it always looks.
Hey! How about those New York Knickerbockers!
No. This is how it always looks.
Hey! How about those New York Knickerbockers!
by gnostic 1 December 08, 2012