gnostic 1's definitions

skid

v. Improve, add meaning to, make worthwhile.

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We got to skid this team if we are going to see the playoffs this year.

Word.

by gnostic 1 June 14, 2013

yorkers

n. Tricks that look like they are hard and interesting but aren't. Term used by surfers, boarders and hookers.

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Did you see that! I did a leapstand and a board hoard! Fakey!

You did some yorkers. Grow up.

That was yesterday. Today I did skater stuff.

by gnostic 1 March 10, 2013

ducker

n. Person who likes "Duck Dynasty", an inexplicibly popular TV show.

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I hear your wife watches silly shows.

Yup. That little ducker is a gem all right.

by gnostic 1 June 1, 2013

harpering

v. Dithering, performing needless tasks while gauging popular opinion.

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Quit harpering and make a decision. The house is burning; we should leave.

Does my hair look okay? What if the press is watching?

by gnostic 1 June 15, 2013

super bowl

n. Excellent full pipe of hash, opium etc.

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Dude! That super bowl on the weekend was superb!

I thought you didn't like football.

I don't.

by gnostic 1 January 31, 2014

snow's up

exclamation. Snow boarder equivalent to "surf's up!" Usually shouted by overly-enthusiastic newbies at the first sign of flakes.

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Snow's up!

What are you talking about? It's August.

No. There! See!

I think that's dandruff falling off your head.

by gnostic 1 December 19, 2012

Boston

place. Fine American city with tendency to worship bearded champs who take pride in doing their best. Peopled by gracious folk who cheer lustily and don't engage in ceremonial destructive riots. Also one of the birthplaces of freedom. Home of many museums, rock quarries and displays honouring the displaced native americans.

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See the game?

You bet! Boston Rules!

Party!!!

Sensibly of course.

Of Course!!!

by gnostic 1 November 2, 2013