Skip to main content

gimme the money's definitions

hong kong

A city that can be either really high-tech or a ghetto slum depending on where you are in it. The same applies to its people. You're either a really rich Chinese (insert typical business-related job, such as entrepreneur or stock market share holder here) or a rice farmer with a lifetime savings equivalent to pocket change.
rich stock market guy: i just got wasted with my girlfriend on some imported wine in our 3 million dollar apartment (3 million dollar is implied as US dollars for urban dictionary relatability, as of July 2016, 1 USD = ~7.7 Hong Kong Dollars, and no, a 3 million US dollar apartment in Hong Kong is not an exaggeration)

rice farmer: can you give me some of that money?

rich stock market guy: diu lay lo mo!
by gimme the money July 26, 2016
mugGet the hong kongmug.

Tank and Spank

The simplest mmorpg tactic, where a heavily-armed, high health point player (referred to as the tank) draws the enemy's attention and takes all the enemy fire while the rest of the team come in and deal damage to the opposition (referred to as the DPS, the one who delivers the "spank").

Side note: May not always be the best approach in a boss fight with certain mechanics.
Healer: is there any boss mechanics for this fight, do we have to avoid anything or be aware of any attacks?

Tank: No this boss is easy, let's just roll in with the tank and spank
by gimme the money September 6, 2016
mugGet the Tank and Spankmug.

Windows Vista

The only Windows OS that was worse than the previous release (Windows XP).
After John upgraded his XP core 2 duo to Windows Vista, he realized he had fucked up.
by gimme the money June 9, 2016
mugGet the Windows Vistamug.

Jack

Slang for "rig".
You jacked the odds, fucking cheap ass, the possibility of you winning was 3720 to 1!
by gimme the money July 1, 2016
mugGet the Jackmug.

mainlander

gongchandang: "Love live the People's Republic of China!"

other guy: "wtf is that mainlander doing"
by gimme the money May 14, 2017
mugGet the mainlandermug.

CPP

Long live the cpp
by gimme the money May 14, 2017
mugGet the CPPmug.

happiness

Life's greatest illusion.

Unless you play world of warcraft
guy 1: I don't have money and thus I have no happiness :(

guy 2: Here have a snickers.. I mean world of warcraft

guy 1: thanks wow I feel great
by gimme the money May 15, 2017
mugGet the happinessmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email