gimme the money's definitions

happiness

Life's greatest illusion.

Unless you play world of warcraft

guy 1: I don't have money and thus I have no happiness :(

guy 2: Here have a snickers.. I mean world of warcraft

guy 1: thanks wow I feel great

by gimme the money May 15, 2017

montreal smoked meat

Divine and holy spiritual objects that Montrealers like to eat with their poutine (as does the rest of Canada)

"Man Montreal Smoked Meat goes down so nice with a can of beer eh"

by gimme the money December 8, 2015

Stronghold and Chill

Star Wars The Old Republic game's variant for Netflix and Chill. Except that strongholds are huge ass facilities that cost a lot of money, and you watch Netflix on the futuristic hologram. Sure to impress any woman.

Rich guy: Who wants to Stronghold and Chill?
Rest of SWTOR chat: me please

by gimme the money July 1, 2016

Windows Vista

The only Windows OS that was worse than the previous release (Windows XP).

After John upgraded his XP core 2 duo to Windows Vista, he realized he had fucked up.

by gimme the money June 9, 2016

hong kong

A city that can be either really high-tech or a ghetto slum depending on where you are in it. The same applies to its people. You're either a really rich Chinese (insert typical business-related job, such as entrepreneur or stock market share holder here) or a rice farmer with a lifetime savings equivalent to pocket change.

rich stock market guy: i just got wasted with my girlfriend on some imported wine in our 3 million dollar apartment (3 million dollar is implied as US dollars for urban dictionary relatability, as of July 2016, 1 USD = ~7.7 Hong Kong Dollars, and no, a 3 million US dollar apartment in Hong Kong is not an exaggeration)

rice farmer: can you give me some of that money?

rich stock market guy: diu lay lo mo!

by gimme the money July 26, 2016

Tank and Spank

The simplest mmorpg tactic, where a heavily-armed, high health point player (referred to as the tank) draws the enemy's attention and takes all the enemy fire while the rest of the team come in and deal damage to the opposition (referred to as the DPS, the one who delivers the "spank").

Side note: May not always be the best approach in a boss fight with certain mechanics.

Healer: is there any boss mechanics for this fight, do we have to avoid anything or be aware of any attacks?

Tank: No this boss is easy, let's just roll in with the tank and spank

by gimme the money September 6, 2016

Jeremy Soule

Jeremy Soule is a composer that has written music for over sixty video games and several other works over his career. He is deemed as the "John Williams of video game music".

His most notable works are his scores in The Elder Scrolls Scrolls Series (Bethesda has employed Soule for almost all of their Elder Scrolls Series Games, starting at Morrowind (which was released in 2002) and has continued to up to this current day, his most popular Elder Scrolls Series Works are from Skyrim), Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (critics noted that the soundtrack sounded like something John Williams would compose himself for Star Wars) and the Guild Wars series.

Jeremy became interested in music when he was five. As a kid, he believed that a video game experience could be greatly enhanced by having a better musical score.

Jeremy's talents at times do not get the praise it deserves (Many Skyrim players have never even heard of his name, despite Skyrim being Soule's best scores). Jeremy operates social media profiles himself on Facebook and Twitter where he has 65,000 likes and 6,000 followers respectively. Jeremy is very friendly and interactive with his fans for someone of his reputation. He converses often with his fans on both sites.

Guy 1: Skyrim has some great soundtracks, I get chills every time I listen to them
Guy 2: Jeremy Soule's Watchman's Ease also gives me chills
Guy 1: Who's that?

by gimme the money July 27, 2016