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average Joe

An average joe is a symbolization of an average American person (generally male). The term was used mainly in the late 90s - early 2000s, when the majority of America's population consisted of middle class citizens. Usually falls under the following traits: considered not to be dumb nor smart, follows any kind of sports (and also drinks heavily when their favourite team is not doing well), works five or six days a week (usually as a white collar worker), and comes home every night to sit on their sofas and watch TV.

Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up, children?

Stupid child: Mommy said I could be anything, so I want to be a billionaire!

Asian: I want to be a doctor (because my parents are going to kill me if I dont!).
Child of American heritage: I want to be an average Joe.

by gimme the money August 29, 2016

swtor

An MMORPG co-owned by Bioware and EA, released in late 2011. The expectations for SWTOR were sky-high and the release was majorly hyped, even a year before the release date (SWTOR was developed for 4 years, and was deemed the WOW killer), but the game was a huge letdown (the subscriber count dipped from 2 million to 800k in the first 10 months of release).

As of 2016, EA is starting to pump money into SWTOR and release new story expansions. EA has also gradually made the game easier through patches over the years to the point it can now be called the easiest MMORPG.

The PVP and raid community is starting to leave, and EA has prioritized new players over veterans. EA will not be adding the raid content the veterans want and have been waiting for, but spend months making new story expansions, letting new players start off 5 levels off the level cap, and updating the cartel market (a cosmetic shop, usually has little to no impact on actual gameplay).

The majority of the player base are novice first-time MMORPG players. The starter instances probably have 3-5 times more players than end-game planets, "Legendary Status" clickers are all too common and SWTOR is the only MMORPG where you can sit on the capital instance (imperial or republic fleet) all day. New players usually quit within 3 months when they are done with the story, and they go on to PVE and PVP content, but realize they aren't playing something along farmville difficulty.

2nd grader: hey I found a game called swtor on the internet, do you want to try it

classmate: no, I have to do addition homework

2nd grader: I heard it is really easy!

by gimme the money September 5, 2016

Tank and Spank

The simplest mmorpg tactic, where a heavily-armed, high health point player (referred to as the tank) draws the enemy's attention and takes all the enemy fire while the rest of the team come in and deal damage to the opposition (referred to as the DPS, the one who delivers the "spank").

Side note: May not always be the best approach in a boss fight with certain mechanics.

Healer: is there any boss mechanics for this fight, do we have to avoid anything or be aware of any attacks?

Tank: No this boss is easy, let's just roll in with the tank and spank

by gimme the money September 6, 2016

Shiv

In hockey, a goalie that lets in a lot of goals.

In other words, a goalie that sucks.

Shit, 7-0 in the first period?! The goalie is a shiv.

by gimme the money November 2, 2016

montreal smoked meat

Divine and holy spiritual objects that Montrealers like to eat with their poutine (as does the rest of Canada)

"Man Montreal Smoked Meat goes down so nice with a can of beer eh"

by gimme the money December 8, 2015

montreal steak spice

Seasoning for the stuff that your wife makes you that you love. Better seasoning than salt and pepper.

"Hand over the salt and pepper"

"Sorry I replaced my salt and pepper with montreal steak spice"

"That's even better, I love you man, but not in a gay way"

by gimme the money December 8, 2015

vancouver transit

Obsolete and Archaic transit system that Gregor Robertson thinks vancouverites will settle for. The trains break down at least twice a year and the buses are crowded with hipsters and deluded 20 year old males who hold starbuck cups.

"Calgary's transit system is so bad!"

"Have you seen the Vancouver transit system, man?"

by gimme the money December 8, 2015