blarg

The single greatest word in the history of the universe. Incredibly versatile, can be used in nearly any situation. Also, the exact opposite of hingo.

"Blarg! That was awesome!"
"Awww, blarg, that was terrible."
"Blarg is good."

by Gary August 29, 2004

Poojab

The act of inserting a penis in a vagina

I am going to poojab some flipper tonight. I want to poojab some pussy.

by gary December 28, 2003

Downtard

1. A person of very low wits

or

2. A person who looks incredibly dumb

or

3. A combination of both 1 and 2

"Why did Bob climb in the bailer? God damn he is a downtard!"

"Did you see Elliot drop his lunch tray today? I swear, I have never seen a bigger downtard."

by Gary October 07, 2004

poononi

the nicer way of saying cunt

Vicki has the best tasting and nicest looking poononi i've ever gotten my wang on.

by Gary December 05, 2004

nubeerection

The errection aquired from awaking and needing a piss. (other names include morning willy, morning wood and jiffyrection)

I woke up this morning with serious nubeerection

by gary March 23, 2005

insubordibloodybastination

Was used as slang in the British army, in World War's 1 and 2. Means to purposely follow a command/order but in a way that obviously will annoy the person giving the command

"EDWARD, GET OUT OF THAT CHAIR NOW AND GO TO THE HEADTEACHER'S OFFICE!"
Edward, with a cocky smile on his face, made getting out of his chair and packing his bag look like a big thing, in an insubordibloodybastinate way.

by Gary April 24, 2005

inflammable

Capable of drawing in flame

The gasoline vapors from the ruptured tank were inflammable.

by Gary June 20, 2003