gary's definitions

Beer-amid

A pyramid made with a completed 30 pack

Let's build a beeramid so the king of beer town has a home

by Gary July 9, 2003

taub

dumb ass who fucks shit up

you fixed that like a taub

by gary October 29, 2003

joo and joor madre

This is a variation of joo and joor mama. This variation should only be used if:
A. You are insulting one who is Spanish and you wish the insult to carry over to his mother or "Madre"
B. If the one you are insulting is bilingual (Spanish and English) and you wish to impress him/her by insulting him/her in their native tongue.
C. If the one you are insulting knows no Spanish and you wish only to not only insult him/her and their mother but also to show off your uber Spanish skillz.

Please use this only in these circumstances.

Dood your a queerbag...joo and joor madre are!
Joo and joor madre can burn in Hell

by gary January 25, 2005

bumble

A description of a girl who is a bit tubby but is cute and is probably nice to cuddle. Posessing a relitivy large, but perfectly formed "bummable" backside.

That girl Charlotte, she's so bumble.

by Gary July 27, 2004

Ingle

A selfish, inconsiderate, spoilt bastard. Someone who never considers anyone else except themselves.
Someone who would stitch you up at the slightest chance to get a lay.
Someone who would happily ruin your chances with pulling someone, cos he would be convinced they find him attractive and enjoy his oafish behaviour.

"What, he never paid you back? What an ingle"

by Gary March 6, 2004

Ber

The term used for beer when completely intoxicated

"BER ME!!!!" or "Nice BER-AMID"

by Gary July 9, 2003

jonslilbro

dumb chicken_without_head


A person who knows nothing, but thinks everything. Life ends when he dies.

What the fcuk?! if the apocolypse... no its the Jonslilbro!

by Gary December 28, 2004