Grande

A spanish word, supposedly meaning "large", bastardized by the Starbucks marketing machine to mean medium; their 16oz coffee.

I hate going into a Starbuck's for coffee. The dumbass baristas always treat me like an idiot because I confuse a "Tall, "Grande" and "Vente". Grande is spanish for large, right? "Short" is the only size that makes any sense and "Vente" is an Italian word! WTF is that?! Why can't they just call them small, medium, large and extra large anyway?

by Tenacious Faulker May 18, 2009

grande

italian for the word "large." used in musical context to talk about the grandeur of a song, or the deepness of a note.

"Grande melodies."

by TranceCrafter July 20, 2018

grande

Of a cup of coffee at Starbucks; smaller than venti but larger than tall, usually 16 ounces.

by.logan finks

white girl 1:Omg i got a grande pumpikin spice late
white girl 2: wow you should totally instagram that
white girl 3: I cant even

by dj.pastyface October 2, 2014

Grande

larger than life, huge persona, demanding and sexy presence. Stacked fine as hell and knows it.

Yo, I saw this chick yesterday standing at the bar; I had to double take that. I was like that bitch is Grande like a muthafukka.

by Huklldkenny May 8, 2015

grande

1 million. Pronounced like the Starbucks coffee size. If large is a thousand then grande should be 1 million. NOT to be confused with grand which of course is old school for thousand. If you want to be really hip place an accent mark over the e.

My net worth is over 5 grande

by Joe Guzzardo June 22, 2007

Grande

A discord server comprised of mainly horny gay men begging for cock 24/7. You'd enter it expecting it to be straight women and get excited when you see someone called 'Sydney' being horny and think you've hit the porn jackpot, only to be faced with the realisation you've been played by a twink behind a screen cosplaying as Sydney Sweeney, letting out their manly hormones for the day.

Wilmington: "Yo bro, are you in the Grande discord server?"
Tom: "Yeah man. Some 26 year old dude groomed me in there. Thought I hit the jackpot."

by RoyceTarantino September 3, 2023

Grande

Being Grande is exhibiting all the qualities of the ultimate man's man.

I would love to have day to be Grande

by Francois Franco December 25, 2023