Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!
by fred ledge September 11, 2011
Ed's at a much higher risk of colon cancer due to his colonoscophobia. Also, he's definitely not gay.
by fred ledge September 11, 2011
When the person in charge (supervisor, manager, etc...) is a total witless dick who can't do anything right. A negative effect on morale will necessarily follow during a prolonged reign of error.
Beaten Down Employee #1:
We all have to stay late tonight because Ned got the dates wrong and inventory has to be completed before morning.
Beaten Down Employee #2:
I'm so fucking tired of Ned's Reign of Error, he must be dealt with, swiftly!!!
We all have to stay late tonight because Ned got the dates wrong and inventory has to be completed before morning.
Beaten Down Employee #2:
I'm so fucking tired of Ned's Reign of Error, he must be dealt with, swiftly!!!
by fred ledge September 11, 2011
I love eating at that Chinese place, they have the best long ass rice you'll ever eat.
Long ass rice? What's that?
Noodles. You're kidding right? Long ass rice are noodles......are you fucking high?
Long ass rice? What's that?
Noodles. You're kidding right? Long ass rice are noodles......are you fucking high?
by Fred Ledge September 26, 2011
Using a well-known quote or reference from politics, movies, song lyrics or other pop culture for your Facebook status.
John's Facebook status says "It's raining men!!"
He's the king of the status quote.....and obviously horny.
He's the king of the status quote.....and obviously horny.
by Fred Ledge November 05, 2011
by fred ledge July 08, 2011
Carl: Hey, Steve, wanna meet my cousin? She's hot!
Steve: Some other time, I'm suffering from internal damnation 'cuz I had lunch at Taco Bell.
Steve: Some other time, I'm suffering from internal damnation 'cuz I had lunch at Taco Bell.
by fred ledge September 11, 2011