142 definitions by frabrizio
Person 1: Why didn't they tranquilize her?
Person 2: Okay, first of all, Harambe is male. Secondly, Harambe isn't an ordinary gorilla- Harambe is a god.
Person 1: (thinks it's gibberish)
Person 2: Okay, first of all, Harambe is male. Secondly, Harambe isn't an ordinary gorilla- Harambe is a god.
Person 1: (thinks it's gibberish)
by frabrizio July 9, 2017
Me on Whisper: The Internet ruined the Shrek movies
Guy on Whisper replying: Shrek ruined Shrek
Me: Which one? 2nd? 3rd? 4th?
Guy: Yes
Guy on Whisper replying: Shrek ruined Shrek
Me: Which one? 2nd? 3rd? 4th?
Guy: Yes
by frabrizio February 27, 2018
What a kind-hearted girlfriend you have!
by frabrizio November 22, 2017
Kidnapped - Titanic
Chapter 1
Jack's POV
It was the middle of the night and I got out of bed. I went to the kitchen to get a glass of water. I was hit in the right pectoral with a tranquilizer dart. Amidst my confusion, I was hit in the left pectoral with another dart. I fell backwards to the floor. Rose came out holding a tranquilizer gun. "Sweet dreams, Jack," she said before I fell asleep.
User reading the first chapter: Too weird... *abandons reading fic*
Chapter 1
Jack's POV
It was the middle of the night and I got out of bed. I went to the kitchen to get a glass of water. I was hit in the right pectoral with a tranquilizer dart. Amidst my confusion, I was hit in the left pectoral with another dart. I fell backwards to the floor. Rose came out holding a tranquilizer gun. "Sweet dreams, Jack," she said before I fell asleep.
User reading the first chapter: Too weird... *abandons reading fic*
by frabrizio July 22, 2018
Kidnapped - Titanic
Chapter 1
Jack's POV
It was the middle of the night and I got out of bed. I went to the kitchen to get a glass of water. I was hit in the right pectoral with a tranquilizer dart. Amidst my confusion, I was hit in the left pectoral with another dart. I fell backwards to the floor. Rose came out holding a tranquilizer gun. "Sweet dreams, Jack," she said before I fell asleep.
User reading the first chapter: Too weird... *abandons reading fic*
Chapter 1
Jack's POV
It was the middle of the night and I got out of bed. I went to the kitchen to get a glass of water. I was hit in the right pectoral with a tranquilizer dart. Amidst my confusion, I was hit in the left pectoral with another dart. I fell backwards to the floor. Rose came out holding a tranquilizer gun. "Sweet dreams, Jack," she said before I fell asleep.
User reading the first chapter: Too weird... *abandons reading fic*
by frabrizio July 21, 2018
by frabrizio January 15, 2018
by frabrizio September 30, 2020