A flowerskirt is a devious word used to describe an innocent-seeming person whose behaviour doesn't reflect, and is in fact opposite to, their true nature especially on topics like sex. Its double meaning refers both to the property of flowery skirts as a symboly of innocence and a skirt spread open like the petals of a flower.
Adam: Yo, don't come cussing in this Christian minecraft server!
Brosney: Stfu Flowerskirt, you send your girlfriend dick pics so much she told me she's worried.
Brosney: Stfu Flowerskirt, you send your girlfriend dick pics so much she told me she's worried.
by foolkid January 5, 2021
Get the Flowerskirtmug.