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by Figleaf23 December 31, 2007

Bush: "So, (smirk) where's Osama?"
Cheney: "Yeah (snicker), where's Osama?"
Rummy: "Is he (chortle) under your chair Mr. President?"
Bush: "I think he's (smirk) under you hair-piece, Don."
All: "~Laughter~".
Cheney: "Yeah (snicker), where's Osama?"
Rummy: "Is he (chortle) under your chair Mr. President?"
Bush: "I think he's (smirk) under you hair-piece, Don."
All: "~Laughter~".
by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009

by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009

by Figleaf23 September 18, 2007

on a scale of one to ten, a woman who actually would rate a three presenting superficially as if she were a nine.
"Well you can say what you like
Be what you wanna be
You can suit yourself, baby
But you don't suit me
You're just a 3 dressed up as a 9,
you're only wasting my time."
-Trooper
Be what you wanna be
You can suit yourself, baby
But you don't suit me
You're just a 3 dressed up as a 9,
you're only wasting my time."
-Trooper
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

The expression 'mountbattened' comes from Louis Francis Albert Victor Nicholas George Mountbatten, 1st Earl Mountbatten of Burma, who was a British statesman and an uncle of Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. He was assassinated in 1979 by the Provisional Irish Republican Army, who planted a bomb in his boat -- they mountbattened him.
by Figleaf23 September 5, 2007

I needed a new tie, so I went to a habberdashery and spoke to the habberdasher. Meanwhile, my wife needed a new hat, so she went to the milinery.
by Figleaf23 June 2, 2007
