fREd's definitions

Internet Addict

Someone who would go on a date and only talk to their date on a pda with wireless internet using a IM service.

by Fred November 7, 2003

friendster

So my friends and I were talking this over and we've basically come to five conclusions. 1. Friendster is a great way to meet new people. 2. If someone on Friendster wants to meet up with you in person, they're probably a creepy loner that you want nothing to do in the first place. 3. We don't want to contact other people on the basis that they'd think we're creepy loners. 4. We have no idea why we're really on Friendster. 5. My Friendster name is Fred. Maybe we can hang out!

"Friendster" was a fun waste of time for about three weeks.

by Fred March 31, 2004

fuckernot

Ugly chick. Fat chick. Any chick that you wouldn't admit fucking.

Ooh, fuckernot alert.

by Fred December 14, 2004

pwnz0red

To be pwned; to have pwnage placed upon you.

I pwnz0red j00 today!!!

by Fred March 25, 2003

blunkins

When you get a blow job on the toilet while taking a crap

Last night when I was pinching a loaf, I got Blunkins from Jenny.

by Fred July 22, 2003

ClintEastwoodBradfield

A person who is a little on the stupid side.

Oh don't talk to her, she's such a ClintEastwoodBradfield.

by Fred September 25, 2003

zahzah

a black guy who cant stop living in the past. he hates all white people because his parents told him to. he thinks he is the shit because he is the only black guy at school.easy to piss off.

you fucken zahzah. i'll kill you.

by fred November 10, 2004