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copystalking

1. The incedental act of following someone from activity to activity. Like seeing them in a mall and then at the movie theatre. (3rd degree copystalking is unusual, and in most cases constitutes stalking.)

2. The act of following someone from activity to activity for mere entertainment. Ordering the same drink as someone and then sitting nearby and talking about the same topic they are.
(After seeing the same couple at a previous thriftstore)"Gosh, your copystalking me."
by Esau Kessler April 27, 2006
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netlosopher

1.Internet Philosopher. 2.Intelectual type who spends copious amounts of time ruminating about the internet and it's workings.
After lurking on her blog her metadata indicates she is a self proclaimed netlosopher.
by Esau Kessler January 19, 2006
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travel butt

The sore, unclean, be-dingleberried, condition off ones posterior after sitting for a long drive, plane, or train ride.
"Let me get a shower and change of clothes as I am suffering from a case of serious travel butt."
by Esau Kessler January 13, 2006
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tumblrd

verb - To have ones tumblr blog reviewed on another blog.
My friend's blog got tumblrd and now his traffic is wicked awesome.
by Esau Kessler August 21, 2007
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memedicted

mem-addicted (pr:MEEMdicted)
When a specific or general topic is constantly talked about, blogged about, texted, or IM'd. Overuse of an internet topic.
1. I found sugarcubes shaped like cinderblocks, I love cinderblocks. Artwork, candy, pastries anything shaped like cinderblocks. They have me entirely memedicted.

2. I eat, sleep, and drink zombies. I think I'm memedicted.
by Esau Kessler May 11, 2008
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mag sheist

The subscription order cards that fall out of magazines while you read them.
"Yeah I was reading at Barnes and Noble, and I whipped up a whole lotta' mag sheist!
by Esau Kessler January 13, 2006
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uncabulary

1. All the words of a non-language.
2. A sum of words not understood by most persons or groups.
3. Descriptive words that are a mix or mash of other words, or that do not exist. Often times these words are confusing but can be quite amusing.
4. Much of the words logged in the Urban dictionary.

In connection with but not to be confused with promispronunciation. In connection with but not to be confused with brandulary.

(From a bubbling non-cola refreshment "UN", from Old French from and Medieval Latin "vocabulaire", "vocbulrium")
1."Hanging out with my children is a learning experience as they are often spewing uncabulary"

2. "Learning coffee uncabulary is challenge as one coffee shop calls it 'mondo' and another 'shot in the dark'."
by Esau Kessler April 27, 2006
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