19 definitions by erectism
Boris: I havn't raped anyone in over 8 months - I'm dying here...GIMME SOMETHING TO RAPE NOW.
Bruce: Man, that's some fine rape craving you've got there
Bruce: Man, that's some fine rape craving you've got there
by erectism December 29, 2007
A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.
An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.
An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."
"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."
by erectism December 29, 2007
oh yeh, yeh, just like that, tickle it, no, NO, lick it, yeh, yehhhhhh, touch my wangoogle like a wet sausage
by erectism December 28, 2007
The appearance, smell, taste, and sound of when a woman forgets to wear a tampon and the period juice dribbles down to be sucked into her squiffer, forming a vacuum inside her arse. If she then proceeds to fart, it sprays a tornado of guffe blood absorbing anything or anyone in it's path, thus, creating a cranberry hurrincane (cranburricane).
Stephanie was walking down the street, when suddenly, she felt a warm trickle of fluid creeping out her pussy.
She stopped, sat down, layed upon her back, trying to up-suck the juice back into her fadge.
This technique didn't work, and the blood flowed into her crack.
She took a deep breath, and (s)creamed in utter pleasure, and all of a sudden.... CRANBURRICANE!
Stephanie's dog, Jasper, got sucked into this horrible mess, and was no more.
Stpehanie's Cranburricane caused $4,500 worth of damage, and the entire city was covered in wet, sticky, nutty jam.
She stopped, sat down, layed upon her back, trying to up-suck the juice back into her fadge.
This technique didn't work, and the blood flowed into her crack.
She took a deep breath, and (s)creamed in utter pleasure, and all of a sudden.... CRANBURRICANE!
Stephanie's dog, Jasper, got sucked into this horrible mess, and was no more.
Stpehanie's Cranburricane caused $4,500 worth of damage, and the entire city was covered in wet, sticky, nutty jam.
by erectism December 29, 2007
IVDD (Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder) is a disease in which the vagina constantly releases fluid from the inside.
THERE IS NO FUCKING CURE
THERE IS NO FUCKING CURE
Doctor:
Maddam, it seems to me as if you have IVDD, an incurable disease... you will always piss continuously... UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE
Maddam:
What the fuck is IVDD??
Doctor:
Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder
Maddam:
OH FUCK
Doctor:
YEAAAA BITCH, YOUZ GONNA DIE!
Maddam:
FUCK ME IN THE FACE TWICE
Doctor:
TH-DOOSH-DOOSH
Maddam:
FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!
Crab:
Who wants ice-cream???????
Maddam, it seems to me as if you have IVDD, an incurable disease... you will always piss continuously... UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE
Maddam:
What the fuck is IVDD??
Doctor:
Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder
Maddam:
OH FUCK
Doctor:
YEAAAA BITCH, YOUZ GONNA DIE!
Maddam:
FUCK ME IN THE FACE TWICE
Doctor:
TH-DOOSH-DOOSH
Maddam:
FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!
Crab:
Who wants ice-cream???????
by erectism December 28, 2007
by erectism December 29, 2007
Example 1:
Moses: Dude, I got one bad-ass itch
John: Fo Sho? Youz got a tickletash there bruv.
Example 2:
Henry: Why did everyone in ancient times have a tash?
Henrietta: Because without a tash, there would be no need for a tickletash.
Moses: Dude, I got one bad-ass itch
John: Fo Sho? Youz got a tickletash there bruv.
Example 2:
Henry: Why did everyone in ancient times have a tash?
Henrietta: Because without a tash, there would be no need for a tickletash.
by erectism December 29, 2007