The advice given to someone, persuading them to rape.
Adam: Wanna make babies?
Eve: Nah.
Adam: G'won...
Eve: I don't want to
Adam: If we do, you'll get the most pleasure out of it
Eve: Ok. I'll do it
Narrator: Nothing like a lil bit o' rapesuasion from Adam there...
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A community of hairs living on the land of the anus.
George: I hear anal pubes are the new Paki's - they're dark, they like ass, and they smell like shit.
Vishnu: HOLY FUCK! I wish i was an anal pube.
An itch wherever there may be a tash upon the body, as if it were to tickle.
Example 1:
Moses: Dude, I got one bad-ass itch
John: Fo Sho? Youz got a tickletash there bruv.
Example 2:
Henry: Why did everyone in ancient times have a tash?
Henrietta: Because without a tash, there would be no need for a tickletash.
Two, the number two, 2
2
2+2=4
4-2=2
2y = 4
y = 2
2=2
2:lf~7#sa"$65 = 2:lf~7#sa"$65
An widely opened vagina.
Ooooh, nice camel-toe there, you must have an open goat.
Joe: Wow! Did you just do a Cranburricane?
Herbert: No you silly! I am a man, therefor, it was a Vacuum Jam Fart
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