George: I hear anal pubes are the new Paki's - they're dark, they like ass, and they smell like shit.
Vishnu: HOLY FUCK! I wish i was an anal pube.
Vishnu: HOLY FUCK! I wish i was an anal pube.
by erectism January 11, 2008
Adam: Wanna make babies?
Eve: Nah.
Adam: G'won...
Eve: I don't want to
Adam: If we do, you'll get the most pleasure out of it
Eve: Ok. I'll do it
Narrator: Nothing like a lil bit o' rapesuasion from Adam there...
Eve: Nah.
Adam: G'won...
Eve: I don't want to
Adam: If we do, you'll get the most pleasure out of it
Eve: Ok. I'll do it
Narrator: Nothing like a lil bit o' rapesuasion from Adam there...
by erectism January 11, 2008
See Cranburricane
The state of which a person is in while producing a Cranburricane.
This however, is more of a male style of Cranburricane.
The state of which a person is in while producing a Cranburricane.
This however, is more of a male style of Cranburricane.
Joe: Wow! Did you just do a Cranburricane?
Herbert: No you silly! I am a man, therefor, it was a Vacuum Jam Fart
Herbert: No you silly! I am a man, therefor, it was a Vacuum Jam Fart
by erectism January 11, 2008
Sharon: Is that sperm on my nose darling?
David: Yes. Yes it jolly-well is.
Sharon: Get it off then
David: Nah... I like a woman with facial butter.
Sharon: It's not butter darling, it's spunk!!!
Great Uncle Alan: I can't believe it's not butter!
David: What the fuck are you doing here?
David: Yes. Yes it jolly-well is.
Sharon: Get it off then
David: Nah... I like a woman with facial butter.
Sharon: It's not butter darling, it's spunk!!!
Great Uncle Alan: I can't believe it's not butter!
David: What the fuck are you doing here?
by erectism January 11, 2008
oh yeh, yeh, just like that, tickle it, no, NO, lick it, yeh, yehhhhhh, touch my wangoogle like a wet sausage
by erectism January 10, 2008
Boris: I havn't raped anyone in over 8 months - I'm dying here...GIMME SOMETHING TO RAPE NOW.
Bruce: Man, that's some fine rape craving you've got there
Bruce: Man, that's some fine rape craving you've got there
by erectism January 11, 2008
IVDD (Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder) is a disease in which the vagina constantly releases fluid from the inside.
THERE IS NO FUCKING CURE
THERE IS NO FUCKING CURE
Doctor:
Maddam, it seems to me as if you have IVDD, an incurable disease... you will always piss continuously... UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE
Maddam:
What the fuck is IVDD??
Doctor:
Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder
Maddam:
OH FUCK
Doctor:
YEAAAA BITCH, YOUZ GONNA DIE!
Maddam:
FUCK ME IN THE FACE TWICE
Doctor:
TH-DOOSH-DOOSH
Maddam:
FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!
Crab:
Who wants ice-cream???????
Maddam, it seems to me as if you have IVDD, an incurable disease... you will always piss continuously... UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE
Maddam:
What the fuck is IVDD??
Doctor:
Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder
Maddam:
OH FUCK
Doctor:
YEAAAA BITCH, YOUZ GONNA DIE!
Maddam:
FUCK ME IN THE FACE TWICE
Doctor:
TH-DOOSH-DOOSH
Maddam:
FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!
Crab:
Who wants ice-cream???????
by erectism January 10, 2008