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Adam: Wanna make babies?
Eve: Nah.
Adam: G'won...
Eve: I don't want to
Adam: If we do, you'll get the most pleasure out of it
Eve: Ok. I'll do it
Narrator: Nothing like a lil bit o' rapesuasion from Adam there...
Eve: Nah.
Adam: G'won...
Eve: I don't want to
Adam: If we do, you'll get the most pleasure out of it
Eve: Ok. I'll do it
Narrator: Nothing like a lil bit o' rapesuasion from Adam there...
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Bruce: Man, that's some fine rape craving you've got there
Bruce: Man, that's some fine rape craving you've got there
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Vishnu: HOLY FUCK! I wish i was an anal pube.
Vishnu: HOLY FUCK! I wish i was an anal pube.
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Get the Anal Pube mug.Tony: I went to Africa, and an elephant gave me a blow job. I guided the elephant with my hands, opened my eyes, and all of a sudden, I was covered entirely with my own blood butter.
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Get the blood butter mug.Sharon: Is that sperm on my nose darling?
David: Yes. Yes it jolly-well is.
Sharon: Get it off then
David: Nah... I like a woman with facial butter.
Sharon: It's not butter darling, it's spunk!!!
Great Uncle Alan: I can't believe it's not butter!
David: What the fuck are you doing here?
David: Yes. Yes it jolly-well is.
Sharon: Get it off then
David: Nah... I like a woman with facial butter.
Sharon: It's not butter darling, it's spunk!!!
Great Uncle Alan: I can't believe it's not butter!
David: What the fuck are you doing here?
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Get the facial butter mug.The appearance, smell, taste, and sound of when a woman forgets to wear a tampon and the period juice dribbles down to be sucked into her squiffer, forming a vacuum inside her arse. If she then proceeds to fart, it sprays a tornado of guffe blood absorbing anything or anyone in it's path, thus, creating a cranberry hurrincane (cranburricane).
Stephanie was walking down the street, when suddenly, she felt a warm trickle of fluid creeping out her pussy.
She stopped, sat down, layed upon her back, trying to up-suck the juice back into her fadge.
This technique didn't work, and the blood flowed into her crack.
She took a deep breath, and (s)creamed in utter pleasure, and all of a sudden.... CRANBURRICANE!
Stephanie's dog, Jasper, got sucked into this horrible mess, and was no more.
Stpehanie's Cranburricane caused $4,500 worth of damage, and the entire city was covered in wet, sticky, nutty jam.
She stopped, sat down, layed upon her back, trying to up-suck the juice back into her fadge.
This technique didn't work, and the blood flowed into her crack.
She took a deep breath, and (s)creamed in utter pleasure, and all of a sudden.... CRANBURRICANE!
Stephanie's dog, Jasper, got sucked into this horrible mess, and was no more.
Stpehanie's Cranburricane caused $4,500 worth of damage, and the entire city was covered in wet, sticky, nutty jam.
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The state of which a person is in while producing a Cranburricane.
This however, is more of a male style of Cranburricane.
The state of which a person is in while producing a Cranburricane.
This however, is more of a male style of Cranburricane.
Joe: Wow! Did you just do a Cranburricane?
Herbert: No you silly! I am a man, therefor, it was a Vacuum Jam Fart
Herbert: No you silly! I am a man, therefor, it was a Vacuum Jam Fart
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