A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.

An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."
"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."
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tickletash

An itch wherever there may be a tash upon the body, as if it were to tickle.
Example 1:
Moses: Dude, I got one bad-ass itch

John: Fo Sho? Youz got a tickletash there bruv.

Example 2:
Henry: Why did everyone in ancient times have a tash?

Henrietta: Because without a tash, there would be no need for a tickletash.
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2

Two, the number two, 2
2

2+2=4

4-2=2

2y = 4
y = 2

2=2

2:lf~7#sa"$65 = 2:lf~7#sa"$65
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erectile tissue

The flesh inside the penis, that supports the function for the penis to erect.
Doctor, Doctor! I can't get an erction anymore, because someone slashed my moonerr.
Do you think they've destroyed my erectile tissue?
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witch clit

The clitoris of a woman over 88 years old.
A foul, nasty clit, as if it were to belong to a witch, with warts, and scales, and a brightly colour lining of green.
Yo Momma!

(She has a clit like a witch)
(Yes, she has a witch clit)
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rapesuasion

The advice given to someone, persuading them to rape.
Adam: Wanna make babies?
Eve: Nah.
Adam: G'won...
Eve: I don't want to
Adam: If we do, you'll get the most pleasure out of it
Eve: Ok. I'll do it

Narrator: Nothing like a lil bit o' rapesuasion from Adam there...
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squiffer

1 - The inner lining of the smooth thin layer of skin inside the anus.

2 - The anus of any mammal.
MY OH MY that dick went up my squiffer like a finger through warm butter.
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