See Cranburricane
The state of which a person is in while producing a Cranburricane.
This however, is more of a male style of Cranburricane.
The state of which a person is in while producing a Cranburricane.
This however, is more of a male style of Cranburricane.
Joe: Wow! Did you just do a Cranburricane?
Herbert: No you silly! I am a man, therefor, it was a Vacuum Jam Fart
Herbert: No you silly! I am a man, therefor, it was a Vacuum Jam Fart
by erectism January 11, 2008
Get the Vacuum Jam Fartmug. Example 1:
Moses: Dude, I got one bad-ass itch
John: Fo Sho? Youz got a tickletash there bruv.
Example 2:
Henry: Why did everyone in ancient times have a tash?
Henrietta: Because without a tash, there would be no need for a tickletash.
Moses: Dude, I got one bad-ass itch
John: Fo Sho? Youz got a tickletash there bruv.
Example 2:
Henry: Why did everyone in ancient times have a tash?
Henrietta: Because without a tash, there would be no need for a tickletash.
by erectism January 11, 2008
Get the tickletashmug. IVDD (Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder) is a disease in which the vagina constantly releases fluid from the inside.
THERE IS NO FUCKING CURE
THERE IS NO FUCKING CURE
Doctor:
Maddam, it seems to me as if you have IVDD, an incurable disease... you will always piss continuously... UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE
Maddam:
What the fuck is IVDD??
Doctor:
Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder
Maddam:
OH FUCK
Doctor:
YEAAAA BITCH, YOUZ GONNA DIE!
Maddam:
FUCK ME IN THE FACE TWICE
Doctor:
TH-DOOSH-DOOSH
Maddam:
FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!
Crab:
Who wants ice-cream???????
Maddam, it seems to me as if you have IVDD, an incurable disease... you will always piss continuously... UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE
Maddam:
What the fuck is IVDD??
Doctor:
Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder
Maddam:
OH FUCK
Doctor:
YEAAAA BITCH, YOUZ GONNA DIE!
Maddam:
FUCK ME IN THE FACE TWICE
Doctor:
TH-DOOSH-DOOSH
Maddam:
FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!
Crab:
Who wants ice-cream???????
by erectism January 10, 2008
Get the Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disordermug. Boris: I havn't raped anyone in over 8 months - I'm dying here...GIMME SOMETHING TO RAPE NOW.
Bruce: Man, that's some fine rape craving you've got there
Bruce: Man, that's some fine rape craving you've got there
by erectism January 11, 2008
Get the rape cravingmug. A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.
An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.
An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."
"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."
by erectism January 11, 2008
Get the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monstermug. The appearance, smell, taste, and sound of when a woman forgets to wear a tampon and the period juice dribbles down to be sucked into her squiffer, forming a vacuum inside her arse. If she then proceeds to fart, it sprays a tornado of guffe blood absorbing anything or anyone in it's path, thus, creating a cranberry hurrincane (cranburricane).
Stephanie was walking down the street, when suddenly, she felt a warm trickle of fluid creeping out her pussy.
She stopped, sat down, layed upon her back, trying to up-suck the juice back into her fadge.
This technique didn't work, and the blood flowed into her crack.
She took a deep breath, and (s)creamed in utter pleasure, and all of a sudden.... CRANBURRICANE!
Stephanie's dog, Jasper, got sucked into this horrible mess, and was no more.
Stpehanie's Cranburricane caused $4,500 worth of damage, and the entire city was covered in wet, sticky, nutty jam.
She stopped, sat down, layed upon her back, trying to up-suck the juice back into her fadge.
This technique didn't work, and the blood flowed into her crack.
She took a deep breath, and (s)creamed in utter pleasure, and all of a sudden.... CRANBURRICANE!
Stephanie's dog, Jasper, got sucked into this horrible mess, and was no more.
Stpehanie's Cranburricane caused $4,500 worth of damage, and the entire city was covered in wet, sticky, nutty jam.
by erectism January 11, 2008
Get the Cranburricanemug. oh yeh, yeh, just like that, tickle it, no, NO, lick it, yeh, yehhhhhh, touch my wangoogle like a wet sausage
by erectism January 10, 2008
Get the wangooglemug.