kiddie fiddler

a teacher

He still's got his fly open.
Just had some work on on the little ones done in the break.
No surprise, he's a kiddie fiddler.

by Emu Lgator February 05, 2004

emulgator

owner of an emu farm

My grandpa lives in australia.
He owns 42 emus, so he's an emulgator.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

Prince Harry

A silent nazi of Britain's royals

He wants to bring back the German Reich again. So he dressed up as Feldmarshall Rommel, one of the biggest nazishwines.

Adolf would be proud of him

Harry: Sieg Heil, Herr Hitler!
english royal: You were supposed to dress up as a general or something!
Harry: Whatever! Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!!!!

by Emu Lgator January 16, 2005

The Bundy Shuffle

masturbation
performed by Al Bundy or Bud Bundy (and their ancestors)

Al: I had my best bundy shuffle in my wedding night.

by Emu Lgator May 22, 2004

five knuckle chuckle

act of masturbation

Tonight I'm gonna have a five knuckle chuckle.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

quack off

masturbate
achieving "it" by hand

I suppose it is hard to get to sleep at seven, so do you always have to quack one off.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

three-ender

group sex with three people involved

+Man they call me bitch a whore !
-Yeah, didn't you hear about the three-ender?
+What three-ender?
-The one between your bitch, a copper and her supervisor.

by Emu Lgator June 24, 2004