Tweetfinger

a smelly skin sore that develops on one or more fingers tips after excessive tweeting. Tweetfinger can be passed from person to person by sharing dirty cellphones. Prevention of tweetfinger consists of maintianing healthy tweet habits and frequent handwashing. Treatment of tweetfinger consists of taking an antibacterial drug as prescribed by a doctor.

What's that awful smell?

I think it's my fingers...

OMG! I think you have tweetfinger!

by ebabe February 10, 2010

Tweetrehab

A place you go to get treatment for tweeting. Often times warning signs are sleeping with a cellphone, hand and finger cramping, tweetbenders followed bytweethangovers.

I think he needs tweetrehab before it's to late. It will break my heart if I have to pry that cellphone from his cold dead hand.

by ebabe February 10, 2010

tweetbender

Someone who can't stop tweeting for long periods of time.

Frankie has another tweethangover, I think he needs tweetrehab before he goes on a tweetbender.

by ebabe February 10, 2010

Tweetattack

a phenomenon happening when twitter goes down and all the tweetmeats freak out and over post on their facebook walls with boring messages about twitter.

Tweetattack

OMG! Twitter is down!!!! I repeat twitter is down!! help!

by ebabe February 10, 2010

ambisextrous

Being able to multitask sexually with your body parts on yourself or someone else

OMG he is such a good lover..that's cause he's ambisextrous.

by ebabe February 06, 2010

Tweetoholic

someone with a tweeting addiction. Tweetoholics are often in denial and need tweetrehab or a 12 step program like Tweetoholics Anonymous to overcome the addiction.

I'm a tweetoholic. I tweet, therfore I am

by ebabe February 10, 2010