Tweetoholic

someone with a tweeting addiction. Tweetoholics are often in denial and need tweetrehab or a 12 step program like Tweetoholics Anonymous to overcome the addiction.

I'm a tweetoholic. I tweet, therfore I am

by ebabe February 10, 2010

Tweetfart

a lapse in the thought process while tweeting that causes you to post something that maybe you shouldn't.

@Kanye :I know I said I'd bite my tounge but 6 AMA noms for a 19 year oLd?!?! Two albums!? Fuck that!!!!!

TMI can lead to tweetfarting. Here is an example:
@ruthakers They canceled school and reminded everyone to "Prepare for a blackout" I've got 2 bottles of Vodka and percocet Blackout is *so happening* (definitely a tweetfart)

by ebabe February 10, 2010

Tweetmeat

people constantly posting on twitter

"Mel is such tweetmeat, she posts her status like every second on twitter"

by ebabe February 10, 2010

ambisextrous

Being able to multitask sexually with your body parts on yourself or someone else

OMG he is such a good lover..that's cause he's ambisextrous.

by ebabe February 05, 2010

Tweetattack

a phenomenon happening when twitter goes down and all the tweetmeats freak out and over post on their facebook walls with boring messages about twitter.

Tweetattack

OMG! Twitter is down!!!! I repeat twitter is down!! help!

by ebabe February 10, 2010

tweetbender

Someone who can't stop tweeting for long periods of time.

Frankie has another tweethangover, I think he needs tweetrehab before he goes on a tweetbender.

by ebabe February 10, 2010