Definitions by ebabe

Tweetfart 

a lapse in the thought process while tweeting that causes you to post something that maybe you shouldn't.

@Kanye :I know I said I'd bite my tounge but 6 AMA noms for a 19 year oLd?!?! Two albums!? Fuck that!!!!!

TMI can lead to tweetfarting. Here is an example:
@ruthakers They canceled school and reminded everyone to "Prepare for a blackout" I've got 2 bottles of Vodka and percocet Blackout is *so happening* (definitely a tweetfart)

Tweetfart by ebabe February 10, 2010

Tweetfinger 

a smelly skin sore that develops on one or more fingers tips after excessive tweeting. Tweetfinger can be passed from person to person by sharing dirty cellphones. Prevention of tweetfinger consists of maintianing healthy tweet habits and frequent handwashing. Treatment of tweetfinger consists of taking an antibacterial drug as prescribed by a doctor.

What's that awful smell?

I think it's my fingers...

OMG! I think you have tweetfinger!

Tweetfinger by ebabe February 10, 2010

Tweetass 

when you have spent a considerable amount of time in one spot tweeting and you need to get up and take a damn shower and put on a clean pair of underwear cause you stink.

Get your tweetass off the couch, you have been at that cellphone for hours.

I have major tweetass going on.

Tweetass by ebabe February 10, 2010

Tweetattack 

a phenomenon happening when twitter goes down and all the tweetmeats freak out and over post on their facebook walls with boring messages about twitter.

Tweetattack

OMG! Twitter is down!!!! I repeat twitter is down!! help!

Tweetattack by ebabe February 10, 2010

Tweetmeat

people constantly posting on twitter

"Mel is such tweetmeat, she posts her status like every second on twitter"

Tweetmeat by ebabe February 10, 2010

ambisextrous 

Being able to multitask sexually with your body parts on yourself or someone else

OMG he is such a good lover..that's cause he's ambisextrous.

ambisextrous by ebabe February 6, 2010