ebabe's definitions

EDP

short for Emotionally Disturbed Policeman. A civillian term given to a cop that is a real asshole or just plain crazy.

Policeman: Lisence and registration?

Woman: I'm sorry but I don't have it officer, I'm in a rush, my mother is dying and I have minutes to get the hospital...

Policeman: Get Your Hands Up! Shut Up! I'm in charge here!! ..settle down! .. no back talk! or I will just have to take you downtown little miss my mom's dying..RELAX! let me do my job!! I will taser you!

Woman: (?).. frick'in EDP!

Policman: that's it, now you did it! you're coming with me. Let's see you go to a funeral from jail!

by ebabe February 10, 2010

Tweetfinger

a smelly skin sore that develops on one or more fingers tips after excessive tweeting. Tweetfinger can be passed from person to person by sharing dirty cellphones. Prevention of tweetfinger consists of maintianing healthy tweet habits and frequent handwashing. Treatment of tweetfinger consists of taking an antibacterial drug as prescribed by a doctor.

What's that awful smell?

I think it's my fingers...

OMG! I think you have tweetfinger!

by ebabe February 10, 2010

tweetbender

Someone who can't stop tweeting for long periods of time.

Frankie has another tweethangover, I think he needs tweetrehab before he goes on a tweetbender.

by ebabe February 10, 2010

Tweetattack

a phenomenon happening when twitter goes down and all the tweetmeats freak out and over post on their facebook walls with boring messages about twitter.

Tweetattack

OMG! Twitter is down!!!! I repeat twitter is down!! help!

by ebabe February 10, 2010

Tweetoholic

someone with a tweeting addiction. Tweetoholics are often in denial and need tweetrehab or a 12 step program like Tweetoholics Anonymous to overcome the addiction.

I'm a tweetoholic. I tweet, therfore I am

by ebabe February 10, 2010

The Snookie Diet

This diet consists of drinking alcohol all day and swallowing large amounts of protien.

I was having oral sex with Tony, cause lets face it once he starts it's not like I'm gonna tell him to get off me, besides I'm on The Snookie Diet.

by ebabe February 10, 2010