CTSD

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Acronym: "Calm the shit down." Derivative of CTFD ("calm the fuck down") but used to denote the contextually strong significance of the issue about which the audience should be calm.

November 2016 Election-specific examples:
1) "Hi Republicants! You won, everyone gets it. Stop the gloating and general dickery, and CTSD for fuck sake."
2) "Hey Democraps: If you want to keep whining for the next four years please do it quietly in your safe space, and CTSD 'cuz the rest of us are sick of it."
3) "Does anyone know that CTSD is also an acronym for Continuous Traumatic Stress Disorder? No? Neither did I, and quite frankly it's not very funny."

CTSD by dilbrent December 16, 2016

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ctsd

Acronym: "Calm the shit down." Derivative of CTFD ("calm the fuck down") but used to denote the contextually strong significance of the issue about which the audience should be calm.

November 2016 Election-specific examples:

1) "Hi Republicants! You won, everyone gets it. Stop the gloating and general dickery, and CTSD for fuck sake."
2) "Hey Democraps: If you want to keep whining for the next four years please do it quietly in your safe space, and CTSD 'cuz the rest of us are sick of it."
3) "Does anyone know that CTSD is also an acronym for Continuous Traumatic Stress Disorder? No? Neither did I, and quite frankly it's not very funny."

ctsd by dilbrent December 16, 2016

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Ctsd is so peng, she reminds me of that twitch steamer Kyedae.

CTSD by dildoremifaso November 16, 2021

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Chaos Traumatic Stress Disorder: when Chaos has you so messed up, that your brain blows a fuse and you can’t engage in rational thought anymore.

Man Jaka has got CTSD so bad, his brain is broken.

CTSD by Cryankenn April 2, 2024

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Chaos Traumatic Stress Disorder: when Chaos got you so messed up, you can’t even process logical thought anymore, and your brain breaks.

Bro J got CTSD so bad, he can’t even human anymore.

CTSD by Cryankenn April 2, 2024

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Christmas Traumatic Stress Disorder

Trauma during family Christmases has given me CTSD.

CTSD by eatmorchickn December 7, 2024

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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