pip

A verb and onamotapia for male masterbation. This word stems off from fap, which also is a verb and onomatapia for male masturbation. Pipping is done weaker and faster than your normal fap. The word was created after too many people found out what fap meant.
Look at HER! pip pip pip
by Dylan March 25, 2005
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merps

Dylan has a lot of merps!
by Dylan October 24, 2003
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soulsnatcher

an Undead Priest on the Lightning's Blade server who is a yak ass
by Dylan April 21, 2005
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gutbox

He plays the gutbox like he's ringing a bell.
by Dylan August 31, 2003
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purple headed turkey neck

He pulled out his large purple headed turkey neck and she gasped in delight!
by Dylan January 11, 2005
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orangutang bagel bang

When a gentleman decides he would rather have sex with a bread product than the fat chick he has been set up with, and thus swoops from a vine in order to gank the bagel that Fatty McNochance is about to eat, and proceeds to have his way with it.

See: bagel burn and dirty bagelin'
Gary wasn't about to settle for chub, so he proceeded to execute the infamous "Orangutang Bagel Bang" with lightning speed and incredulous precision.
by Dylan April 13, 2005
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lovesexy

The feeling U get when U fall in love, not with a boy or girl but with the heavens above.
"Lovesexy is the one, till my day is done. Hundalasiliah!"
by Dylan June 03, 2004
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