dylan's definitions

corndog

an orange triangular mooninite who kills people,destroys the world and gets crunk on a daily baisis

www.freewebs.com/dedledcomics <go here to get a better idea of corndog

yo man its dat orange mofo puttin it down
wit dat triangulah body and he be rockin a crown
he be poppin shots at punks gettin crunk like drunks
he be gettin fly as hell when it comes to them poppin shells
corndog puttin it down and he aint no clown! orange and crazy as hell ya know corndogs in ya hood when see them rounds

by dylan March 1, 2005

homophone

telecommunications device used for contacting only members of the same sex, usually for, but not limited to gross anal sex.

I called Jimmy using my homophone, in only minutes we were enjoying sexual acts that we would later spread across the internet to unsuspection young boys.

by Dylan February 22, 2005

Assassin8

Noun: The best hacker in the world.

Verb: To do something like the real Assassin8 would do.

Noun:
You're so awesome, Assassin8! I want to be just like you!!

Verb:
Man, he pulled an Assassin8 when he pwned that website!! Oh yeah!

by Dylan February 18, 2005

Fanny Mankler

A Women who has the ability to pull her vagina flaps down over her ankles

Huge big Flaps that scrape on the ground

by Dylan February 16, 2005

straight jockin'

When a person; male or female is all up on the tip(in their business) of another. Most commonly refers to when a guy appears to be all about another guy.

Fred was straight jockin' Mike when he rolled up with his new car!

by Dylan January 10, 2005

Pains

(The)Pains is a term that describes a person experiencing explosive diarrhea. Usually very painfull and quite often. Occurs mostly after eating spicy food.

Butch ate a spicy habanero taco and then ran to the restroom screaming as he was about to hit the john and have the Pains!

by Dylan January 10, 2005

weevil

Any of numerous beetles that characteristically have a downward-curving snout and are destructive to nuts, fruits, stems, and roots.

Damn weevils in my apple!

by Dylan January 10, 2005