assgasket

The disposable toilet-seat tissue which prevents your ass from touching the toilet seat upon defecation.

"damn, that shit is rancid! I need an assgasket!"

by Dylan March 13, 2004

eventity

noun
1. A small event

plural - eventities

Due to the chain of eventities that happened last Friday, I have come to the conclusion that partying is not for me.

by dylan March 10, 2005

Warner Bros.

Any kind of oppression forced on a musical artist and the people who enforce it. Originates from Prince's contractual battles with Warner Bros Records.

"Damn Warner Bros locked us out of Glam Slam again."

by Dylan June 05, 2004

fuffy

A sandy vagina

That ho is one fuffy-ass skank!

by dylan April 23, 2003

buttahz

used to describe something that is too fresh to comprehend. Used for things that are amazingly good.

Yo dat new cd is straight buttahz.

by Dylan April 20, 2005

sputapult

n. Basically, a catapult on acid. Derives from catapult, sputum, and a good deal of psychedelicity.

"I'm tellin' you, with a better spring we can sputapult eggs at the neighbors."

by Dylan September 14, 2003

cock a lock

When a man's penis is not functioning!
AKA: Impotent

Dude, do you have cock a lock, if so EWWWWWWW!

by Dylan January 03, 2004