mooker

Definition: a confused chimpanze

Backround: coming from 13th century italian word moukeir meaning confused ape

That fag is such a mooker.

That mooker stole my shotgun.

That mooker got shit everywhere

by Dylan July 23, 2004

Renob

New age way of saying my friend needs to obtain some go-nads and hang out with his freinds.

Bros before ho's

by Dylan November 19, 2003

G-spot

that thing...that i cna never find...

Lisa- C'mon get my g-spot!
Dylan-Where the fuck is it?!?!

by Dylan March 14, 2004

gummy

A cross between a dummy and a geek. this is what happens when you crossbread!!!

A: mrs. dummy and mr. geek had a child, his name is gummy.

by dylan June 13, 2004

Asalaamu Aleikum

Arabic for "Peace be upon you"

So I hear you are leaving for a long journey...Asalaamu Aleikum

by Dylan January 07, 2005

orangutang bagel bang

When a gentleman decides he would rather have sex with a bread product than the fat chick he has been set up with, and thus swoops from a vine in order to gank the bagel that Fatty McNochance is about to eat, and proceeds to have his way with it.

See: bagel burn and dirty bagelin'

Gary wasn't about to settle for chub, so he proceeded to execute the infamous "Orangutang Bagel Bang" with lightning speed and incredulous precision.

by Dylan April 13, 2005

soulsnatcher

an Undead Priest on the Lightning's Blade server who is a yak ass

Soulsnatcher, you are a yakass

by Dylan April 21, 2005