Definitions by dunky oggins

mars bar

Excrement, or pertaining to defecation.

I'm just going to the toilet to do a mars bar.

mars bar by Dunky Oggins November 21, 2003

magic button 

the clitoris

Cherie was feeling very surly: Tony had had a long day in cabinet and was too tired to press her magic button.

magic button by Dunky Oggins November 21, 2003

rainbow necker 

A person who performs cunnilinctus on a menstruating woman. (see also rainbow kiss)

"Oh yes, my Phillip is a rainbow necker" said Elizabeth proudly.

rainbow necker by Dunky Oggins November 19, 2003

pocket pleaser 

A small sex toy (vibrator) used by women.

Thatcher faced public derision when she dropped her handbag during the Remembrance Day service and out fell her pocket pleaser.

pocket pleaser by Dunky Oggins November 19, 2003

liquid fart 

involuntarily passing runny faeces whilst breaking wind, often the precursor to a ringburner.

"That's the last time i wash your y-fronts Phillip", said Elizabeth angrily, "you keep doing those dreadful liquid farts."

liquid fart by Dunky Oggins November 18, 2003

thunderturds 

Defecation accompanied by loud and evil-smelling flatulence.

Stay out of the toilet for a while folks, Kevin's got thunderturds again.

thunderturds by Dunky Oggins November 18, 2003

choke a darkie 

to defecate

"Wait here a minute" said Enoch, "I'm just going to choke a darkie."

choke a darkie by Dunky Oggins November 18, 2003