dude's definitions
Fat Essex bloke who eats many pies. Rides a fat motorbike, and also a dog called jasper. Tries to go running once a year, but is usually put-off by the prospect of half a chicken with curry sauce from the chippy. Has the ability to look at two people at the same time although they're standing 15m apart.
"Why haven't u got any pies left?"
"Taff came in earlier for a light snack. You'll have to go to Mongolia to find a pie shop that he hasn't raided."
"Taff came in earlier for a light snack. You'll have to go to Mongolia to find a pie shop that he hasn't raided."
by Dude January 29, 2004
Get the Taffy Waffymug. When an inexperienced man becomes aroused by something and promptly blows his load, i.e. creams his pants, sometimes still in his underwear. For some, the sight of Alex Steels can stimulate this response, for others,less stimulation is required, for example the experience of a girl sitting on one's knee or even a single pornographic image.
by Dude May 13, 2005
Get the Quickfiremug. One of our Museums in Jacksonville, FL.
by Dude October 30, 2003
Get the M.O.S.Hmug. by Dude October 11, 2003
Get the Whammymug. 
I was in the air force, and I took this chick on my jet, and after we had sex I officially became a member of the mach 2 club.
by dude June 21, 2003
Get the mach 2 clubmug. a complete waste of space. utter tosser. useless twat. a gay fag. the kind of person that joins a group and wants to own it a week later. see tard...
by Dude April 9, 2003
Get the trongmug.