dude's definitions

dudes

Once your fellow people have come to know you well you automatically inherit the name DUDE. When more than one "DUDE" come together then it becomes "DUDES".

Idiot#1- "WOW!!! Did you see what that dude just did?"
Idiot#2- "Ya!!! That was COOL!"
Idiot#1 - "I wish I was a DUDE."
Idiot#2- " Ya me too."
Dude- "SWEET!! Ya can you leave cause' were going to have a dudes party. Only dudes allowed!!!"

by dude June 19, 2006

chameleon

a marijuana pipe that changes colors when smoked from

dude, we smoked so much my chameleon turned purple!

by Dude June 18, 2006

Quickfire

When an inexperienced man becomes aroused by something and promptly blows his load, i.e. creams his pants, sometimes still in his underwear. For some, the sight of Alex Steels can stimulate this response, for others,less stimulation is required, for example the experience of a girl sitting on one's knee or even a single pornographic image.

Here comes Joe 'Quickfire' Preston, better stand back incase he quickfires again all over us.

by Dude May 13, 2005

maybe

a word that is used whaen the person doesn't want to know the awnsere. can go like this

1.when awnsered to a "can I have this" always no.
2.when it is something incriminating the it is always yes
3.when awnsered very quikly with mabye it means they don't care at all.

1.-can I have an iPod?
- maybe(no)
2.-did you rob a bank
-maybe(yes)
3.-do you like bush over keri
-maybe(they are both so bad I can't choose)

by dude May 13, 2005

cbi

Canadian born Italian. Although it's not as common as cbc, yet they r still hotties imho imho.

"I just met a gal yesterday, and she's a cbi, whoa dude...she's awesome..wanna make out with her."

by dude May 13, 2005

Lazy Peanut

Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin.

This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.

can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.

I gave my girlfriend the lazy peanut because the game went into overtime and I could miss a second.

by DUDE May 13, 2005

rock music

The biggest discrace of music ever created. It consists of screaming and smashing drums.

"I want to listen to some rock....I'm not, i'll go deaf."

by Dude May 13, 2005