scuzzbucket

a dirtbag.

That Bill can't hold a job, mooches money off others, has a sketchy legal history, and tries to get with girls he has no business trying to get with, makes him a scuzzbucket.

by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011

smurf off

to masturbate while fantasizing about having sex with Smurfette.

"Man, Smurfette was lookin so good on Saturday morning's episode...I just HAD to smurf off!"

by ducksRpeople2 August 19, 2011

coronic

very high-quality weed that helps you deal with this fucked-up virus infecting the world

I smoked so much coronic I forgot all about this damn virus and had a great day!

by ducksRpeople2 March 24, 2020

safety wipe

when you wipe your ass even though you haven't taken a shit recently--just to make sure it's all clean and good down there. A safety wipe is also the cleanest, most effective way to scratch your anus.

When Amy invited Bob back to her place, he did a safety wipe in her bathroom, in case she ended up going down on him.

by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011

go ahead and

an annoying phrase bosses often use in attempt to soften a command to do something.

"Go ahead and take out the garbage, then when you come back in, go ahead and clean out the fryolator, then when you're done with that, go ahead and clean up the shit someone smeared on the wall in the bathroom."

by ducksRpeople2 September 16, 2011

drop off the slaughtered Cosby kids at the pool

to go diarrhea; or to take an otherwise messy or explosive shit.

After all them nuclear hot wings Joe had to go drop off the slaughtered Cosby kids at the pool.

by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011

on-duty booty

sex at work or on the job.

Desiree's been working so much lately the only booty she's been getting has been on-duty booty.

by ducksRpeople2 September 08, 2011