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to scoop your shit out of the toilet, by hand or with a fishnet.
Jim had forgotten his doctor wanted a stool sample, so right after he finished dropping off the Cosby kids at the pool he immediately had to pick up the Cosby kids from the pool.
by ducksRpeople2 September 11, 2011
mugGet the pick up the Cosby kids from the poolmug.

ghetto-share

when you give friends or family passwords to online accounts, usually streaming services such as HBO, Netflix, etc, so that they do not have to pay for the subscription themselves.
I ghetto-share my Netflix account with my brother 'cause he ain't got a job right now - or a credit card.
by ducksRpeople2 March 24, 2020
mugGet the ghetto-sharemug.

making room for dinner

About an hour after lunch I spent a good ten minutes in the bathroom making room for dinner.
by ducksRpeople2 August 23, 2011
mugGet the making room for dinnermug.

post-sex forkstream

when a man urinates after sex and his piss forks due to semen remaining in the urethra or at the tip of the penis that obstructs the flow.
Joe always gets piss on the toilet seat and even on the floor next to the toilet because of his post-sex forkstream.
by ducksRpeople2 September 6, 2011
mugGet the post-sex forkstreammug.

safety wipe

when you wipe your ass even though you haven't taken a shit recently--just to make sure it's all clean and good down there. A safety wipe is also the cleanest, most effective way to scratch your anus.
When Amy invited Bob back to her place, he did a safety wipe in her bathroom, in case she ended up going down on him.
by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011
mugGet the safety wipemug.

make it lame

unlike "make it rain" this is when you toss a crumpled up dollar bill next to a stripper who's performing onstage at a club.
Fat Eddy went up to the stage to make it lame with his seven dollars.
by ducksRpeople2 August 27, 2011
mugGet the make it lamemug.

go ahead and

an annoying phrase bosses often use in attempt to soften a command to do something.
"Go ahead and take out the garbage, then when you come back in, go ahead and clean out the fryolator, then when you're done with that, go ahead and clean up the shit someone smeared on the wall in the bathroom."
by ducksRpeople2 September 17, 2011
mugGet the go ahead andmug.

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