ghetto-share

when you give friends or family passwords to online accounts, usually streaming services such as HBO, Netflix, etc, so that they do not have to pay for the subscription themselves.
I ghetto-share my Netflix account with my brother 'cause he ain't got a job right now - or a credit card.
by ducksRpeople2 March 24, 2020
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get my tail docked

To take a dump after you've started "growing a tail." Some breeds of dogs have to get their tails docked - or cut off - at birth.
Needing to drop a deuce, Dinger said to his buddies, "Welp, I gotta go get my tail docked," and bow-legged it out of the room.
by ducksRpeople2 August 22, 2011
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mental whack picture

a mental snapshot that a man takes of a woman or certain parts of a woman he sees in public so that he can jerk off to the image later.
It would have been too obvious for Dusty to take an actual photo of the hot woman he saw with his cell phone, so he settled for a mental whack picture.
by ducksRpeople2 September 11, 2011
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scuzzbucket

That Bill can't hold a job, mooches money off others, has a sketchy legal history, and tries to get with girls he has no business trying to get with, makes him a scuzzbucket.
by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011
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smurf off

to masturbate while fantasizing about having sex with Smurfette.
"Man, Smurfette was lookin so good on Saturday morning's episode...I just HAD to smurf off!"
by ducksRpeople2 August 23, 2011
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to scoop your shit out of the toilet, by hand or with a fishnet.
Jim had forgotten his doctor wanted a stool sample, so right after he finished dropping off the Cosby kids at the pool he immediately had to pick up the Cosby kids from the pool.
by ducksRpeople2 September 11, 2011
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gaybee

an insult straight males sometimes sling at each other that is a hybrid between gay and baby.
"Quit being a gaybee and drink the shot!"
by ducksRpeople2 September 10, 2011
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