Definitions by ducksRpeople2
bitch knock
when one woman knocks quietly but urgently on the door of a public restroom that another woman has been occupying for too damn long.
In an attempt to urge the bag lady in the bathroom at Starbucks to hurry the fuck up, Julie employed a bitch knock.
bitch knock by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011
mental whack picture
a mental snapshot that a man takes of a woman or certain parts of a woman he sees in public so that he can jerk off to the image later.
It would have been too obvious for Dusty to take an actual photo of the hot woman he saw with his cell phone, so he settled for a mental whack picture.
mental whack picture by ducksRpeople2 September 11, 2011
pick up the Cosby kids from the pool
Jim had forgotten his doctor wanted a stool sample, so right after he finished dropping off the Cosby kids at the pool he immediately had to pick up the Cosby kids from the pool.
pick up the Cosby kids from the pool by ducksRpeople2 September 11, 2011
gaybee
gaybee by ducksRpeople2 September 10, 2011
on-duty booty
on-duty booty by ducksRpeople2 September 8, 2011
post-nut coma
Jim tried to hold a conversation with his wife after they had sex, but his post-nut coma prevented him from saying anything intelligent - and from focusing on anything his wife had to say.
post-nut coma by ducksRpeople2 September 6, 2011
post-sex forkstream
when a man urinates after sex and his piss forks due to semen remaining in the urethra or at the tip of the penis that obstructs the flow.
Joe always gets piss on the toilet seat and even on the floor next to the toilet because of his post-sex forkstream.
post-sex forkstream by ducksRpeople2 September 6, 2011