41 definition by doyle

A man who likes to rub other men's crotches.
I unknowingly went into a gay bar & was approached by 3 bone rub's. Needless to say I kicked some ass & ran out of that joint.
by Doyle February 18, 2004

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Similiar to box sledding, except intercouse is performed in a motor vehicle.
I couldn't wait to get home so I had to urban box sled in my rigged Pinto.
by doyle December 05, 2003

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A girl who loves meat in her buns or an astute male who likes to be the reciever in a game of catch the cock.
Man dude, Sarah is a hoagie hound. I banged her up the poop chute for three hours last night.
by doyle November 30, 2003

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Someone who likes to dress up in camoflauge & uses stealth to sneak up on an unsuspecting ass & then stab it with his Meat Bayonet.
I once sniped a womans tight anus from over 300 meters with my pink party rifle.
by Doyle March 07, 2004

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When you take a shit into an espresso maker & turn it on. Then you float a load of foamy jism on the top if you want to make it a Cock Cappacino.
When I worked at starbucks I used to make alot of Asspressos.
by Doyle February 18, 2004

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to steal or "borrow" something
Man i've got to go hawk some rubbers from my brother so I can fuck this bitch.
by Doyle November 14, 2003

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Someone who loves to 4x4 his meat mobile up the dirt road
The spokesman took alot of Brown at the Salad Bar
by Doyle March 07, 2004

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