41 definitions by doyle

Ass Sniper

Someone who likes to dress up in camoflauge & uses stealth to sneak up on an unsuspecting ass & then stab it with his Meat Bayonet.

I once sniped a womans tight anus from over 300 meters with my pink party rifle.

by doyle March 8, 2004

A colorful term for having sex with a fine young fox.

I'm in need to go box sledding with that hot little number.

by doyle December 6, 2003

the girl says yes until it comes down to battle then she backs out

I was ready to nail Connie until she initiated a cease-fire. I had to go rub one off.

by doyle November 15, 2003

A 35 year old boy who smokes alot of weed & resembles Ralph Machio

by doyle February 13, 2004

Ben got a job at the San Francisco airport as a "Baggage Handler" & won employee of the year for never losing anyones skin baggage

by doyle March 8, 2004

A dead body. Can also be used for someone who you want to be dead.

"I would come to the local, but I've got a muppet in the boot of my car."
or
"Don't try me, you muppet."

by doyle September 6, 2004

Someone who loves to 4x4 his meat mobile up the dirt road

The spokesman took alot of Brown at the Salad Bar

by doyle March 8, 2004