Touching cotton

When you have a peanut headed eel swimming out of your skin cave & it is making you sport a chocolate chubby in the back of your underwear.

After 3 hours at the all you can eat buffet I was totally touching cotton.

by Doyle February 11, 2004

gazook

A young man used for old mens pleasure

The gazook made alot of money at the convalescent home giving head

by doyle February 12, 2004

doyle

a complex individual, even to complex to himself. Is usually misunderstood, becaause of the immense bullshit that he speaks that seems to make sense. Is a phycho-genius and make a lot of people think the same.

doyle wtf areyou talking about? wait that does make sense.

by doyle December 05, 2004

rashsquatch

A large big foot like person who drinks so much hard liquor that he develops a six color rash on his ass & taint region

I sold the rashsquatch a case of gold bond powder & he ran out in a week

by Doyle February 19, 2004

crack the whip

slapping a girl in the face after she sucks your cock

I had to crack the whip on your sister.She loves the cock.

by doyle November 22, 2003

E's Company

A man who has two roomates & they like to do alot of ecstacy & hang out at the Regal Beagle.

I watched E's Company last night & Jim Tripper BF'd Larry while Crissy and Janet filmed it.

by Doyle February 19, 2004

bologna skins

very large aereolas, commonly found on overweight women

I took off her shirt expecting too see a nice pair of knockers and was horified to see some bologna skins.

by Doyle November 15, 2003