Definitions by doyle

White Castle 

A load of Cum shot into someones beer

I gave that bitch a White Castle & she hungrily guzzled it down with vengeance

White Castle by Doyle February 11, 2004

Jocko 

When you rub & scratch your sweaty, musky nutsack & then smear your hand around the rim of someones drink.

He was talking shit so when he wasn't looking I jocko'd his beer.

Jocko by Doyle February 11, 2004

Cohee 

A large Loogy placed into your hand & then slung silently & indiscreetly onto someone.

I coheed 5 times on that bitch & she walked around the party with them oozing down her back

Cohee by Doyle February 11, 2004

Touching cotton 

When you have a peanut headed eel swimming out of your skin cave & it is making you sport a chocolate chubby in the back of your underwear.

After 3 hours at the all you can eat buffet I was totally touching cotton.

Touching cotton by Doyle February 11, 2004

chump squeeze

The act of sitting on the toilet cover & squeezing out a sick turd. I'm not talking about the seat but the lid. (I witnessed this on a fishing trip to Montana & the drunk freak went back to bed without even wiping his ass.)

My friend was so drunk last night that he Shit all over the toilet lid & left a huge "Chumpsqueeze" resembling a chocolate scorpion.

chump squeeze by Doyle February 11, 2004

beef drapes 

Humongous flapping pussy lips that resemble skin curtains.

It was so windy at the nude beach that her beef drapes were whistling in the breeze.When she body surfed the anchovies were nipping at her large venetian skin blinds

beef drapes by doyle February 11, 2004

A Slater 

A woman sits naked on top of a glass table & takes a shit while you lay under the table & masturbate

She served up a mean slater with a side of corn

A Slater by Doyle February 11, 2004