doyle's definitions

box sledding

A colorful term for having sex with a fine young fox.

I'm in need to go box sledding with that hot little number.

by doyle December 5, 2003

chump squeeze

The act of sitting on the toilet cover & squeezing out a sick turd. I'm not talking about the seat but the lid. (I witnessed this on a fishing trip to Montana & the drunk freak went back to bed without even wiping his ass.)

My friend was so drunk last night that he Shit all over the toilet lid & left a huge "Chumpsqueeze" resembling a chocolate scorpion.

by Doyle February 11, 2004

asspresso

When you take a shit into an espresso maker & turn it on. Then you float a load of foamy jism on the top if you want to make it a Cock Cappacino.

When I worked at starbucks I used to make alot of Asspressos.

by Doyle February 18, 2004

hoagie hound

A girl who loves meat in her buns or an astute male who likes to be the reciever in a game of catch the cock.

Man dude, Sarah is a hoagie hound. I banged her up the poop chute for three hours last night.

by doyle November 30, 2003

toot

home-made bong invented by aspiring pot heads. usually made using a metal 'down-pipe', plastic coke bottle or similar, and an elastic band. i'd explain more, but this isn't blue peter.

the word toot is also used as the noun for the actual act of smoking with afore-mentioned contraption.

'oi, pass me that toot!'
'who's toot is it next'
'can i have a toot please richard?'
i had a toot last night that nearly knocked me out cold! my lungs hurt like crazy!'

by doyle May 13, 2004

glen danzig

Yelling out "mother" while banging your girlfriends mom.

I had to pull a glen danzig on that ass.

by doyle November 21, 2003

seven vein boner

An enormous erection with veins popping out that resembles a midget arm holding a potatoe

I hit her over the head with my seven vein boner & she got a mild concussion

by Doyle February 18, 2004