41 definitions by doyle

chezzaray

When youve been touching cotton all night & you develop a piece of brown cheese in your underwear & after it dries you peel it off & place it into someones sandwich

des was so hungry that he ate an entire toasted chezzaray sandwich

by doyle February 13, 2004

salad bar

A row of nice asses lined up & ready to to be eaten or have blue cheese dressing shot onto

I ate fourteen different salads at the bar last night

by doyle February 13, 2004

Touching cotton

When you have a peanut headed eel swimming out of your skin cave & it is making you sport a chocolate chubby in the back of your underwear.

After 3 hours at the all you can eat buffet I was totally touching cotton.

by doyle February 11, 2004

five-on-one

another definition for yankin your crank

My girlfriend wouldn't put out again so I had to go play some five-on-one.

by doyle November 15, 2003

asspresso

When you take a shit into an espresso maker & turn it on. Then you float a load of foamy jism on the top if you want to make it a Cock Cappacino.

When I worked at starbucks I used to make alot of Asspressos.

by doyle February 19, 2004

A Slater

A woman sits naked on top of a glass table & takes a shit while you lay under the table & masturbate

She served up a mean slater with a side of corn

by doyle February 12, 2004

Meximelt

Two fine ass latina sluts mixed in with a lucky male contestant.

I could have settled for a waverunner, but I have high expectations and I grabbed two latin bombshells and had myself a little meximelt.

by doyle December 6, 2003