doyle's definitions

salad bar

A row of nice asses lined up & ready to to be eaten or have blue cheese dressing shot onto

I ate fourteen different salads at the bar last night

by doyle February 13, 2004

asspresso

When you take a shit into an espresso maker & turn it on. Then you float a load of foamy jism on the top if you want to make it a Cock Cappacino.

When I worked at starbucks I used to make alot of Asspressos.

by Doyle February 18, 2004

bone rub

A man who likes to rub other men's crotches.

I unknowingly went into a gay bar & was approached by 3 bone rub's. Needless to say I kicked some ass & ran out of that joint.

by Doyle February 18, 2004

Taint Lick

Someone with a insatiable appetite for licking the area between your nuts & corn hole.

I ran out of toilet paper so I had a taint lick clean up my zone.

by Doyle February 18, 2004

rashsquatch

A large big foot like person who drinks so much hard liquor that he develops a six color rash on his ass & taint region

I sold the rashsquatch a case of gold bond powder & he ran out in a week

by Doyle April 24, 2006

seven vein boner

An enormous erection with veins popping out that resembles a midget arm holding a potatoe

I hit her over the head with my seven vein boner & she got a mild concussion

by Doyle February 18, 2004

vajocko

When a woman runs her finger in and out of her pussy & then rubs it around the rim of someones beverage.

She gave me a vajocko & it made my bloody mary taste more like clamatoe.

by Doyle February 18, 2004