vajocko

When a woman runs her finger in and out of her pussy & then rubs it around the rim of someones beverage.

She gave me a vajocko & it made my bloody mary taste more like clamatoe.

by Doyle February 19, 2004

Spokesman

Someone who loves to 4x4 his meat mobile up the dirt road

The spokesman took alot of Brown at the Salad Bar

by Doyle March 08, 2004

toot

home-made bong invented by aspiring pot heads. usually made using a metal 'down-pipe', plastic coke bottle or similar, and an elastic band. i'd explain more, but this isn't blue peter.

the word toot is also used as the noun for the actual act of smoking with afore-mentioned contraption.

'oi, pass me that toot!'
'who's toot is it next'
'can i have a toot please richard?'
i had a toot last night that nearly knocked me out cold! my lungs hurt like crazy!'

by doyle May 13, 2004

urban box sledding

Similiar to box sledding, except intercouse is performed in a motor vehicle.

I couldn't wait to get home so I had to urban box sled in my rigged Pinto.

by doyle December 06, 2003

chump squeeze

The act of sitting on the toilet cover & squeezing out a sick turd. I'm not talking about the seat but the lid. (I witnessed this on a fishing trip to Montana & the drunk freak went back to bed without even wiping his ass.)

My friend was so drunk last night that he Shit all over the toilet lid & left a huge "Chumpsqueeze" resembling a chocolate scorpion.

by Doyle February 11, 2004

seven vein boner

An enormous erection with veins popping out that resembles a midget arm holding a potatoe

I hit her over the head with my seven vein boner & she got a mild concussion

by Doyle February 19, 2004

asspresso

When you take a shit into an espresso maker & turn it on. Then you float a load of foamy jism on the top if you want to make it a Cock Cappacino.

When I worked at starbucks I used to make alot of Asspressos.

by Doyle February 19, 2004