diseased sheep's definitions

dial-up

an internet connection that doesnt allow the people using it to talk on the phone at the same time, if you call someones house while their on dial-up internet you will recieve a sound so horrid that it will make your ears bleed.
it sounds like a robot being tortured.

Online Conversation:

Pete- Sup dawg?

MikeG- my fucking ears are bleeding!

Pete- Yo dawg that sucks, why they bleedin?

MikeG- because i just tryed to call your house but your pov ass family has dial-up!

by diseased sheep July 8, 2006

jiffy-pop

pop-corn that comes in a foil pie dish and is meant to be cooked over a fire whilst camping.

Junior: "Hey ma' cook me up some jiffy-pop!"

Mother: "Jr. I thought I told you too much jiffy-pop will give you the gonnereah!"

Junior: "Ah dang!"

by diseased sheep July 8, 2006

parents

the people who made you, you may like of dislike them. they are constantly annoying and almost always embarassing you. they are nazis who it is impossible to argue with even if their wrong and they know it, becasue they can just "It's over!!" and if you continue with the argument theres consequences, such as grounding or suspended alouence. they can never see anything from your point of view, and for some reason we have to ask them if were "allowed" to do something or get something. they control our lives.

Parents are the contorlers of our lives.

by diseased sheep July 8, 2006

San Han

Easy to say abbreviation for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

Hey wanna play some San Han?

by diseased sheep July 9, 2006

fishing

A sport which involves catching fish with a fishing rod, you sit and wait until a stupid unsuspecting fish bites onto your bait, then you reel him in and most likey cut him open and fillet his ass.

fishing is a fucking boring yet relaxing sport.
fish are tasty.

by diseased sheep July 9, 2006

winter

shitty season when all that happens is cold and more cold, in canada it seems to never end, and all the time it is happening you wish for summer. i know of nobody who likes winter.

winter is the fucking hell of everything.

by diseased sheep July 9, 2006

waterfall

a weed smoking utensil made of a 2 liter pop bottle. like a lung you put a bowl on the top. also you make a hole at the bottom. you fill the bottle with water and the bowl with weed, cover the hole with your thumb. when you start to light the weed release your thumb from the hole and the water will being to drain casuing the chamber to fill with smoke.

We smoked a waterfall yesterday, it gives you fucking huge rips.

by diseased sheep July 10, 2006