diggity monkeez's definitions

Suburban Legend

A lame story about suburban life.

Henry: ...and then some white kid drove up in his SUV, blasting rap as loudly as possible over his very expensive stereo system.

Matthew: That's a suburban legend for ya.

by Diggity Monkeez March 2, 2005

Cereal

A common starch-based breakfast. Often eaten with milk.

Most children's cereals advertise on television with mysteries for the kids to solve.

by Diggity Monkeez March 2, 2005

Must Of

An incorrect way of saying 'must have'.

Nolan: He must of walked out the back door after murdering her,thereby explaining the lack of footbrints in the snowy front yard.

Charlie: Must...of?

by Diggity Monkeez March 3, 2005

Asterisk

A small star-shaped symbol used to denote an explanation of the word/phrase that it succeeds.

* <~~~~~~That's an asterisk.

Will: I need to shave*.



*Will is seven years old.

by Diggity Monkeez May 13, 2005

Asterisk

A small star-shaped symbol used to denote an explanation of the word/phrase that precedes it.

* <~~~~~~That's an asterisk.

Owen: This is our most embarrassing defeat since the UFTA Upset of '79*.




*Owen is just making up the UFTA Upset of '79.

by Diggity Monkeez March 3, 2005

Rout

1) To defeat soundly.

2) A sound defeat.

1) Unfortunately, we were nonetheless routed in the championship game by Wortsford.

2) The game wasn't anywhere near close; we won by so much that even calling it a rout would be generous.

by Diggity Monkeez May 13, 2005

Complement

To go well with; to complete.

That lamp complements your desk perfectly.

by Diggity Monkeez March 3, 2005