Patchwork

Slipshod, poorly-designed. Most often used to describe organizations.

Our patchwork trash committee has changed the weekly trash day three times in the past two months; those guys need to get their collective act together quickly.

by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005

Sportspickle.com

A funny site that parodizes current events in sports and popular athletes..

Sportspickle.com was criticized for not making a Terrell Owens story, but its author (DJ Gallo) recently made one regarding Owens' recent ankle injury.

by Diggity Monkeez January 04, 2005

Carmen Sandiego

Founder of V.I.L.E., the Earth's most notorious organization of villains. Known for her red coat and fedora, Carmen and her gang attempt to steal the world's most valubale treasures.

Carmen has brown hair and brown eyes, even though her eyes are never shown in pictures of her.

by Diggity Monkeez August 03, 2005

Address

1. Place of residence. Given using street name and house number, along with the city, state, and oftentimes zipcode for out-of-state affairs.

2. To speak to one person/group in particular.

3. To stress a certain subject, often in a speech.

1. My address is 25 Spencer Rd.

2. I addressed my latest speech to Jamcian-Americans.

3. My latest lecture addressed the demolition of the old asbestos factory in Shrewsbury.

by Diggity Monkeez January 04, 2005

Hock

1) To sell, but not in a store.

2) To force mucus into the mouth.

1) He hocked his stereo system to provide for the surgery payment.

2) He hocked a loogie, and spat it toward my face (I ducked.).

by Diggity Monkeez March 17, 2005

Wensday

Pronunciation of 'Wednesday'.

"No, thanks; I did last Wensday."

by Diggity Monkeez April 02, 2005

Toupee

A mysterious, furry mammal that resides on the heads of aging, bald men.

Should there be an accent somewhere in toupee? I think so.

by Diggity Monkeez January 23, 2005