Definitions by dieselaj

Jew Roll 

Same as a nigga roll, a huge wad of $1 bills with a $100 bill wrapped around them. Effect can be multiplied by adding a gold plated money clip.

I pulled out my Jew Roll and all the ladies panties fell off.

Jew Roll by DieselAJ November 15, 2006

Sunrise Head 

Getting a blow job as a wake-up call. If she doesn't do this, she doesn't love you.

Sunrise Head is superior to the traditional alarm clock.

Sunrise Head by dieselaj September 24, 2005

Loser Friendly 

A bastardization of the term "User Friendly". Used to describe software that has been engineered to be compatible with the dumbest beings that a civilization has to offer.

Microsoft Windows is very loser friendly.

Loser Friendly by dieselaj April 22, 2005

Whip 

When the steering wheel was first put into use in automobiles, it was called the "whip". The whip is what you used to control the horses on a stagecoach, hence the analogy. Many years later, various hip hop artists noticed that the Mercedes-Benz logo resembled a steering wheel. They then proceeded to use the old term "whip" to describe any Mercedes-Benz vehicle. The term has now been generalized to classify any expensive automobile.

The new show "Unique Whips" on SpikeTV is obviously going to suck.

Whip by dieselaj February 4, 2005

Jelly Bracelets 

Get a fucking life. the people that actually practice this bullshit never get laid

People that wear jelly bracelets need to get a fucking life

Jelly Bracelets by dieselaj February 4, 2005

Death Cab for Cutie 

So incredibly overrated, but only by their 12 fans. Their MUSIC is not bad, but the lyrics are horrible. I could write better lyrics than these guys do.

"And when i see you
I really see you upside down
But my brain knows better
It picks you up and turns you around"

-WTF? I don't want a biology lesson from a musician!

Death Cab for Cutie by dieselaj February 4, 2005

coyote ugly

It was actually a kick-ass bar before it was a horribly lacking motion picture. The one in Tampa is the tits.

$2 PBRs, hot girls dancing on the bar, and they're open till 3 a.m.? Coyote Ugly gets my vote for most underrated spot in Ybor City.

coyote ugly by dieselaj February 4, 2005