desPERRYado's definitions

masturbator's cramp

Pain and swelling in the muscle around the mid-arm, elbow area which is caused by excessive masturbating. Not to be confused with Gamer's Wrist.

"Look at that huge whelp on Johnny's arm. Think he gets beaten?"

"Nah, it's probably Masturbator's Cramp."

by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005

Gamer's Wrist

When your wrist becomes sore from holding of video game controllers brought on by playing video games during most of your waking hours for several days straight. Signs of Gamer's Wrist are pain in outer-wrist joint while moving, grabbing or lifting and loss of strength. Usually mistaken for or stereotyped as Masturbator's Cramp which is entirely different or carpal tunnel syndrome which is a pain and stiffness on the inside of the hand caused by online games.

Especially severe in games which require a lot of clicking and tapping of buttons. Takes around 3 to 9 days to completely heal with moderate gaming. Gaming for more than 3 hours a day during may prolong the healing process. Treat with tiger balm or mineral ice type remedies. A wrist bandage may help but will increase stiffness if kept on overnight.

"ugh...my wrist."

"Been Masturbating?

"No, it's Gamer's Wrist."

by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005

Wheel of Morality

A bit from the 90's cartoon, Animaniacs.

"Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn.

by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005

BOP

Bind on pick up. Usually referring to items in World of Warcraft.

Sexually Transmitted Diseases are BOP.

by desPERRYado December 31, 2006

angst

Something I had a lot of when published most of my other UD entries.

"I had a lot of angst and angry when I published those definitions of teen parent, religion and nice guy, and now I feel bad because I can't delete any of them."

by desPERRYado January 1, 2007

free spirit

A euphemism for someone who deviates from his/her society's norms by not holding employment, not bathing, acting promiscuously, etc.

Josh dropped out of school and spends most of his time in his parents' basement smoking pot and working on his poetry, he's such a free spirit!! I'm going to have sex with him because he's such a free spirit!

by desPERRYado August 10, 2007

next-gen gamer

Short for next generation gamer. A person who starts with newer releases of games.

Billy is a next-gen gamer, he started with Final Fantasy 7.

by DesPERRYado December 9, 2004