desPERRYado's definitions

free spirit

A euphemism for someone who deviates from his/her society's norms by not holding employment, not bathing, acting promiscuously, etc.

Josh dropped out of school and spends most of his time in his parents' basement smoking pot and working on his poetry, he's such a free spirit!! I'm going to have sex with him because he's such a free spirit!

by desPERRYado August 10, 2007

cottage

A small house near a body of water or in the forest which families go to during summer and holidays. They're usually only afforded by the upper and upper-middle class. It should be noticed that 'cottage' is the Canadian terminology. In the greater United States a cottage is referred to as a 'camp.'

"We're going to our camp this weekend?"

"What!?! You own an entire camp?"

::explains::

"Oh, we call that a cottage, in Canada."

by DesPERRYado October 10, 2005

conservative pressure

A euphemism used to relegate the Christian influence over scientific, political and moral issues such as abortion, euthanasia and evolution.

Professor S: "Many fossils are not being shown in museums anymore, thanks to conservative pressure. But that' another story.

by DesPERRYado May 21, 2005

going dutch

In dating, when both parties pay for their own bills, thus effectively dispelling the double-standard where men are always expected to pay.

"If you meet an intelligent, attractive and friendly woman who likes going dutch then you should hang on to her for dear life."

by DesPERRYado October 26, 2005

NRB

Short for "No Reason Boner." Generally, an erection that has no inherent cause other than a young man's hormones going crazy. The term is usually used to clear sexual tension when other prepubescent boys notice a bulge originating in your crotch area.

"For Christ's sake Dave."

"heh heh...::nervous laughter:: talk about a NRB. I sure hope the 10th graders don't see me."

by desperryado October 3, 2005

rushdown

In Counter-Strike:

1) Swiftly killing a large group of people.
2) Killing someone with a shitty weapon.
3) Surprising and killing an enemy from behind.
4) Flashing a large group of enemies (and yourself) and charging them with a Mac10 or TMP.
5) Doing any of the above in a hilarious fashion.

"pc rushdown killed Mr. Apple with mac10"
"pc rushdown killed sean with mac10"
"pc rushdown killed ripened orange with mac10"
"pc rushdown killed getchawigsplit with knife"

Don-Vito: lol nice rushdown pc
pc rushdown: pew pew
DippingBird: pew pew
Phate: pewpewpewpewpewpewpew

by desperryado November 22, 2005

serial girlfriend

A relatively unhappy, unsuccessful, promiscuous female between the ages of 14-26 who moves from relationship to relationship because she is so high-maintenance and brainless that her grocery clerk boyfriends usually dump her after a week of meaningless sex. A serial girlfriend is rarely found paying for a meal and often uses sex to acquire a free place to stay. The only way a girl can escape this is becoming a teen-parent or bi-curious

Janey is a seria girlfriend. She's had 20 boyfriends in the last year.

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004