Dentar's definitions

toonpang

Cartoon poontang. Olive Oyl. Minnie Mouse. Smurfette. Mrs. Bumstead. Lucy on Charlie brown is not, though.

Gilbert: Man, that Popeye be hittin' some fuuuuugly toonpang! Why does Bluto even bother to fight him over -that- ??
Poindexter: Well, that's more than I'm getting! Let's play some more video games!

by dentar February 5, 2010

mumblypeg

A game kids (mostly boys) used to play on the playground where they stand with their feet shoulder width apart whilst throwing a pocket knife point down between their own feet. The boy who gets closest wins. Getting the knife in your foot is an automatic win.

You remember Jim Bob Cletus Scroggins? He got all them scars on his foot by playin' mumblypeg!

by dentar September 14, 2009

carradine

To die from autoerotic asphyxiation.

Yo, that teenage kid, Bill, down the street.. they found him hung up in his basement naked. He must have carradined!!

by dentar June 6, 2009

coplish

Being another pseudo-dialect like "Ebonics", coplish is police talk and English mixed together. For example, the phrase, "at this particular time" or "at this particular location" is used quite a bit, when they could just say "now" or "here" instead. Things that happen are "incidents." People are "subjects." Cars are "vehicles." Discuss becomes "advise."

"At this particular time we advised the subject that the perpetrator had fled the scene at this particular location and we would have to keep them updated on the incident," said the officer to the victim, speaking fluent coplish.

by dentar June 15, 2009

dilwipe

A combination of "dildo" and "asswipe." A handy abbreviation if you want to call someone both names but are too lazy to use both words.

Guy A: "Hey, look! I'm getting ready to stick my junk into the electrical outlet!"
Guy B: "Don't do that, you dilwipe!"

by dentar February 20, 2011

nad pack

The scrotum. The nut sack. The ball sack. Your nuts.

I went up and asked that ho out and she kicked me in the nad pack!

by Dentar July 25, 2006

duh football

An expression used upon doing something hare-brained or stupid.

Egads! I completely forgot to turn off the circuit breaker before sticking my penis across those bare wires, duh football!

by Dentar July 30, 2008