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new york giants

*manning conspiracy

i find it very convinient that for the second year in a row, a manning has beaten the patriots and we all know the mannings hate the patriots and how big of endorsement whores they are. hmmm...

and i'm a cowboys fan. well, there's bias against the new york giants because of that. but that's not the point.

oh, and eli still sucks you fucking morons.
by david smith, jr. February 19, 2008
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john f. kennedy

Kennedy was going to be one of the greatest presidents in the history of the country. He was going to cut the income tax and end the CIA. This is precisely why he was assassinated.
John F. Kennedy is the only Democrat I give full respect to. It is a tragedy such a great man was killed off simply because he knew a little too much.
by david smith, jr. February 21, 2008
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bay of pigs

The CIA directed the Bay of Pigs you dumbass.
Definition 1 is false because it was the CIA that directed the Bay of Pigs. Kennedy did the right thing by calling it off, then trying to get rid of the CIA.
by david smith, jr. February 21, 2008
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hinder

A band worse than Nickelback, and that's saying a lot.
After learning about Hinder and listening to them, I forgave Nickelback.
by david smith, jr. February 24, 2008
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chuck norris

The subject of some of the most unfunny and annoying jokes known to man.
Chuck Norris facts are as unfunny and annoying than Carlos Mencia jokes.
by david smith, jr. February 24, 2008
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king arthur

A word I looked up on Urbandictionary to see what people thought of the mythical English king, but all I got instead was disgusting sex definitions.
by david smith, jr. February 26, 2008
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republican

A term horribly corrupted by the neoconservatives and the ignorant.

-True Republicans are against wars and support a nonintervention (=/= isolationism) foreign policy.

-A true Republican supports maximized civil liberties.

-A true Republican is against high spending and high taxes.

-A true Republican goes by the wisdom of our Founding Fathers (for example, the Constitution clearly states that the federal government's only real purpose is to protect our rights, not be our fucking babysitter). The USA PATRIOT Act is the last thing one should associate with the Republican party.

-A true Republican wouldn't declare a "War on Terror", but back a puppet dictatorship made by us.
George Walker Bush, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Dick Cheney, etc. are not a true conservative Republicans.

Ron Paul can clean the filth that's covered the Republican after all these years.
by david smith, jr. January 21, 2008
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