david smith, jr.'s definitions

abercrombie

It's just a fucking clothes store.

People who come on to Urbandictionary to bitch about Abercrombie seriously need to get a life. I don't shop there myself, but I wouldn't bitch about it. If you don't like it, just go somewhere else.

by david smith, jr. March 21, 2008

chuck norris

The subject of some of the most unfunny and annoying jokes known to man.

Chuck Norris facts are as unfunny and annoying than Carlos Mencia jokes.

by david smith, jr. February 24, 2008

jesus freak

A title atheists give to anyone who follows Christianity.

Bob: Hi, I'm Bob and I'm a Christian. I believe Jesus died for my sins.

Rick: YOU FUCKING INTOLERANT JESUS FREAK!!! ALL YOU DO IS SHOUT HOW JESUS LOVES YOU!!!

Bob: <walks away>

by david smith, jr. February 10, 2008

public school

More proof that whenever the federal government gets involved in places where they're not allowed to, something goes horribly wrong.

John Stossel's story on public schools being a piece of shit (Stupid in America, go watch it on YouTube) is 100% true.

by david smith, jr. February 12, 2008

harry truman

One of the worst presidents in the history of the United States of America.

Harry Truman helped create the Central Intelligence Agency, got us in the Korean War, helped create and get us in the United Nations, helped create the North Atlantic Treaty Organization and gave us our shitty modern foreign policy. His administration was notoriously corrupt and he was widely hated throughout America. From most historians logic, George W. Bush will most likely be labeled as a "great" president in fifty or whatever years.

by david smith, jr. February 1, 2008

ron paul

The last hope for America. The only politician who actually gives a rat's ass about the Constitution.

If Ron Paul existed during the American Revolution, he would easily become one of the founding fathers.

by david smith, jr. February 5, 2008

dennis kucinich

An overrated and hypocritical socialist.

Dennis Kucinich claims that we shouldn't "play God and kill others" as his reason for his opposition to capital punishment, yet he is for abortion. So let me get this straight, it's perfectly fine to kill the innocent, but don't you dare try to punish the guilty. Now, I'm not for the death penalty (it's expensive, the innocent are sometimes killed and I'd rather die than go to prison), but Kucinich's reason is borderline absurd. He also supports gun control (which is an idiotic concept to begin with and is a direct violation of the second amendment). How exactly is he good again?

by david smith, jr. February 5, 2008