david's definitions

lie detector

A device that is used to find out if a person is lying. They need to ban lie detectors because they are not always right. Sometimes they say a person had lied when they really didn't lie.

Lie detectors are stupid.

by David March 6, 2004

Spastic freak

One of those people that have shakey hands and drinking coffee all the time andtalkinglikethisallthetime. Plus, they could use some tranquelizers.

Andy in a spastic freak, he keeps on spilling his coffee.

by David April 24, 2003

gbb

get broadband

(said to annoying people on dial up who insist on downloading lossless audio files at 5kbps for days on end)

D: hey beebs, can i get some flac?
B: gbb you tosser

by david July 8, 2004

Shakira

She has one the the biggest,juiciest, roundest and sexiest ass on the planet!!! WOOOOW

Damn, look at her ass!!!!WOW

by David October 29, 2003

purplachi

purple + liberachi

Being of an extremely gay nature.

Greg is purplachi in nature

Greg, Richard Simmons

by David May 13, 2005

pass gas

The proper term for ''fart''.

Go outside to pass gas.

by David March 8, 2004

llolz

Last laugh out loud, zebras.

shankdog: Hey man
earl: LlOlZ

by David February 19, 2005