david's definitions

Ambulance Chaser

A journalist who races to accidents and fires in order to take pictures and sell more newspapers. Similar to paparazzi.

In an effort to sell more papers, the Tribune has more ambulance chasers than real journalists.

by David October 13, 2003

bologna nipples

Using coins for measurement, these are nipples which are equal to or greater than $3.04 on a C cup.

She's was really hot until she took off her shirt and I saw her bologna nipples and I was like, "Damn! Put your shirt back on or turn around!"

by david February 11, 2004

Nick Lachey

Lucky bastard who not only gets to fuck Jessica Simpson whenever he wants to, but also has a lot of money.

He's such a Nick Lachey.

by David May 12, 2004

blazing blunts

means getting high, smoking maraijuana and getting high.

We were blazing blunts at the party all night man

by David November 4, 2003

vertebrate

An animal with a backbone. There are five classes of vertebrates. Mammals, reptiles, birds, fish and amphibians are the five classes of vertebrates.

Humans are vertebrates. Insects are invertebrates.

by David March 6, 2004

recidivist

Someone who is repeatedly arrested for criminal behavior (especially for the same criminal behavior)

The recidivist was once again arrested for smoking weed at school.

by David May 18, 2004

uh-oh pimp

uh-oh pimp.
much like the uh-oh oreo, a white person that is black on the inside.

"Dude, stop being black, you're white"
"Only on the outside yo, Im an uh-oh pimp"

by David March 5, 2005