david's definitions

Sataness

n.
The profoundly evil adversary of God and humanity in the form of a beautiful, lustful, women. She is evil hearted, shallow, and weak willed, but can fool any man into falling for her spell. Her sexy outer shell hides the evil within.

I fucked the ultimate Sataness last night and my dick fell off 14 hours later.

That Vanessa is Sataness!

by David January 22, 2004

ibanez

Awesome guitar Company get an RG series

by David July 18, 2003

kung foolery

(noun)
1. jovial rough-housing

2. a fight between two or more individuals who clearly do not know how to fight

"Stop this Kung Foolery before you break something!"

by David December 31, 2004

adhesivize

To apply adhesive to a surface. To make adhesive.

Labels are paper that has been adhesivized.

by David April 13, 2005

Herbert The Magical Goat

a magical goat that lives in Robert A. Cross Middle Magnet School, he is known to roam around in the ventilation systems

Herbert The Magical Goat said "Baa!" to me yesterday!

by David February 20, 2004

American Identity

what it means to be an American: one who takes advantage of the freedom and opportunity we have here

When Miss Poblete asked the class what the American Identity is, David said an American is one who takes advantage of the freedom and opportunity we have here.

by David June 19, 2006

God

A being who is the ultimate creator of everything in existence. God has caused mixed reactions in people ranging from absolute love, to absolute hate. God also has a son named Jesus, according to the Bible.

God is the most picked on being in my opinion.

by David July 4, 2006