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Some who eats hairy pussy
Barbara Streisand

by David November 23, 2002

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hold pen in between pecs
You know your chest is huge if you can kwok a pen.
by david February 24, 2004

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An incurable affliction of the duodenum.
I'm so sorry sir, but you've got Schenectady.
by David November 08, 2003

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Two words that people from the South of the United States mispronounce the same way. They always mispronounce ''pen'' as ''pin''. That's an incorrect pronunciation. ''pen'' is supposed to have the ''e'' sound in ''pet'' not the ''i'' sound in ''pit''.
Those Southerners have a problem with not distinguishing ''en/in'' and ''em/im'' and pronounce the words ''hem'' and ''him'', and ''pen'' and ''pin'' the same way which are correctly pronounced differently.
by David December 18, 2004

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As you cum on your girlfriends face you punch her right in the nose, causing a nose bleed which then combines with your cum.
Damn yo, My girlfriend was hungry so I gave her a strawberry shortcake.
by David August 22, 2005

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an disassociative/hallucenogenic drink made with one bottle of extra strength robotussin, one shot of rum and vodka, and a jolly rancher.
"sippin on some syrup" or "man paul(dj paul) slow this shit down im of that syrup"
by David April 14, 2003

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A socially accepted, cool way to say "I am a big loser who couldn't get a date, but need something shorter than this to answer peoples' question of 'Who are you going with?'
"Who are you going with?"
"I'm going stag"
"Oh...what a loser."
"I know."
by David May 06, 2005

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