david's definitions

Wisconsin

A Province within the United States of a America

I ate cheese in wisconsin

by David August 28, 2006

asspuppet

A pompous blow-hard with little or no redeeming social value much like a terd which hangs from the anus and requires you to make it "dance like a puppet" to get it to fall into the toilet.

Steven is a total asspuppet.

by David December 9, 2003

Sataness

n.
The profoundly evil adversary of God and humanity in the form of a beautiful, lustful, women. She is evil hearted, shallow, and weak willed, but can fool any man into falling for her spell. Her sexy outer shell hides the evil within.

I fucked the ultimate Sataness last night and my dick fell off 14 hours later.

That Vanessa is Sataness!

by David January 22, 2004

Cankle

Noun. A sight common among the morbidly obese. The point at which one is so obese that there is no thinning of the leg between the calf and the ankle, which creates a sense of fusion between the two. Consequently "Cankle" comes from the fusion of CAlf and aNKLE.

Good god look at the cankles on that fat lady!

by David May 23, 2004

Donmah

It is a variation of the Italian slang word, Mahdon. Mahdone meaning (Holy Shit usually in a good way) Donmah means holy shit in a BAD way... Like when looking a a really ugly girl or or guy say DONMAH! You would use MAHDON if they were hot!

DONMAH! Look at that beast, not in a million years!

by David February 7, 2005

God

1. God is a thought of that which transcends thought.
2. The God that is God is not God

1. God is above that thoughts of Humans
2. What you believe to be God is not really God

by David March 28, 2005

bologna nipples

Using coins for measurement, these are nipples which are equal to or greater than $3.04 on a C cup.

She's was really hot until she took off her shirt and I saw her bologna nipples and I was like, "Damn! Put your shirt back on or turn around!"

by david February 11, 2004