Sploogie Poindexter

a male masterbator; usually a computer geek that is addicted to porn sites.

The IT guy is such a Sploogie Poindexter that his thumb and forefinger are constantly slick.

by David December 02, 2003

farmerbarleymow

An wordurbaniteword. A loud-mouthed, opinionated twat. Talks filth - has absolutely no shame whatsoever.

Inveterate flirt. Always smiling (or gurning if at a gathering of wordurbanitesword).

Easy to placate when riled with a bottle of gin.

Get orrrf moi land!

by David June 12, 2003

Ringu

A Japenese movie about an urban legend in which if you see a certain video, you will die in 7 days. See also The Ring

Remember in the English version of Ringu, when the reporter figures out how the tape works?

by David April 28, 2003

daddy

Baby-talk word for dad. It is wrong for adults to call their father ''daddy''. Adults call their father ''dad''.

''Daddy'' is baby-talk.

by David March 06, 2004

shmammered

To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.

Dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn't know your own name and puked all over the place

by David July 07, 2004

mini-vomit

A small controlled vomit, that is easily caught in the mouth: a chunky gag. See Gerg

The wrotting smell from the dumpster made me have a mini-vomit.

by David December 02, 2003

nightlight

A small dim light that is left on all night when people need to find their way to the bathroom.

They turned on their nightlight.

by David March 07, 2004