david's definitions

pompous

1) excessively ornate
2) a big word used to criticize big words. see hypocrite

don't be a pompous, bombastic, circumlocutious, hypocrite.

by david January 8, 2004

sammy sosa

a set of two names/words that will forever be used to describe a frikin cheater.

look, i corked my bat. i just pulled a, "sammy sosa!"

by david January 18, 2004

lad

your penis

my lad got wackhed three times last night.

by david April 30, 2003

Hohf.

1. adv. To be mad. "I'm Pissed Hohf!"

2. n. Bug Spray. "Hohf Bug Spray"

3. adv. To release from or take away. "GET HOHF ME"

Get Hohf the road, asshole.

by David November 12, 2004

American Identity

what it means to be an American: one who takes advantage of the freedom and opportunity we have here

When Miss Poblete asked the class what the American Identity is, David said an American is one who takes advantage of the freedom and opportunity we have here.

by David June 19, 2006

rundigger

A motorized vehicle usually a late model car or small motorcycle which appears ready for the scrap heap yet continues to provide reliable service such that those who use it come to have a sort of affection for it and are somewhat protective of it.

You're not really going to drive that pile of crap all the way to the city are you? Sure am. It's a rundigger!

by David November 6, 2004

Twat

Twatt, a town in the Orkney Isles - Scotland

I live at Twatt

by David January 6, 2007