david's definitions

Rear Admiral

A salute from the rear.

You should walk right up there and give her the rear admiral.

by David October 19, 2003

dinkers

When a girl has two pony tails on each side of the back of her head. That is called dinkers.

Katie and Allie wanted to wear dinkers for school todway instead of a single ponytail.

by david April 9, 2005

invertebrate

An animal that does not have a backbone. Insects, arachnids, starfish, jellyfish, octopuses, sponges, and corals are all invertebrates.

Invertebrates are the most populated animals on the planet.

by David March 6, 2004

fo' shizzle my nizzle

David Letterman said it best: I don't know what the fizzuck I'm talking about.

by David October 12, 2003

crazy dutch bastard

What Dr.Evil calls goldmember when he asks if he can paint Austins fathers "Yoohoo" gold

Q:Hey,Dr.Evil,can I paint his Yoohoo gold?its kinda my thing
A:how bout no,ya crazy dutch bastard!

by david May 4, 2003

[tap]

vb. to have sex with

I would tap that ass

by David November 18, 2003

nerd ass

A hardcore nerd. Often exclaimed upon the observation of someone doing something incredibly nerdy.

Steve still collects comic books at thirty years of age. This is because of the fact that he is a freaking nerd ass.

by David November 11, 2004