david's definitions

beast

anything that is good, or someone that is good, past tense to own someone

that is beast

you are such a beast

i beasted you

by david April 20, 2004

You People

What Uncle Arthur of TV Show BEWITCHED (starring Elizabeth Montgomery) asked Darren's side of the family. Uncle Arthur played by Paul Lynde was a Warlock where as Darren (Dick York) and the members of the Stephens family were mortal. They easily fainted, became defensive, showed emotion and affirmed bias. Samantha's family members were each Centuries old, thus sophisticated. This advantage had them versed from world travel, languages of the tongue & the ages and accessibility to alternate astro-planes.

I just changed your purse into its original animal . What's so unusual about that ? No need to become so reactionary. Who are you people anyway?

by David December 12, 2015

Shellacking the shellaleigh

A humorous synonym for male masturbation.

I hear you couldn't get a date last night so you were Shellacking the shellaleigh insead.

by David February 11, 2005

Taylor Hicks

One of the few, true soul performers to sing on American Idol. Known for his flinching, good nature and grey hair, he is arguably the best singer on season 5 of American Idol.

Wow I saw Taylor Hicks perform tonight and voted for him over 20 times!

by David July 16, 2008

amor de rey

Latin King saying. Love from king.

Latin King 1: Die for this shyt.
Latin King 2: For real, AMOR DE REY.

by David January 16, 2005

Relegate

To reserect a fence.

"OMG! WTF? I just knocked down that wall, he must of relegated it"

by David March 8, 2003

envelope

Something you can send mail in. It is correctly pronounced ''en-vuh-lope''. ''onvelope'' is a mispronunciation of the word.

See ''onvelope''.

I think I need to open the envelope.

by David March 7, 2004