bologna nipples

Using coins for measurement, these are nipples which are equal to or greater than $3.04 on a C cup.

She's was really hot until she took off her shirt and I saw her bologna nipples and I was like, "Damn! Put your shirt back on or turn around!"

by david February 12, 2004

sie

(interjection) it's like the word "sike!", but you only use it in serious situations.

(At a funeral)...Oh my gosh! The body is alive! He never died....sie!

by David January 08, 2003

lbfm

jocular abbr. for little brown fucking machine, apparently coined to refer to Vietnamese and other Asian female prostitutes during the Vietnam War, but now reserved almost exclusively for compliant Filipinas and Indonesians, whether professional or not. Frequently used in Hong Kong, but never for male sexual partners.

'You should try the Neptune II in Wanchai if you're looking for a Filipina or Indonesian takeaway. On Sunday afternoons the place is full of lbfms.'

by David December 19, 2003

Nick Lachey

Lucky bastard who not only gets to fuck Jessica Simpson whenever he wants to, but also has a lot of money.

He's such a Nick Lachey.

by David May 13, 2004

pompous

1) excessively ornate
2) a big word used to criticize big words. see hypocrite

don't be a pompous, bombastic, circumlocutious, hypocrite.

by david January 09, 2004