david's definitions

pompous

1) excessively ornate
2) a big word used to criticize big words. see hypocrite

don't be a pompous, bombastic, circumlocutious, hypocrite.

by david January 8, 2004

britney spears

Nobody denies that she's sexually active; not even Britney Spears herself. Sluts are women who have sex with numbers of men without having relationships with them. Britney Spears is married. Just because she's extremely attractive and is comfortable with expressing her sexuality rather than hiding it from the media doesn't mean she's a slut.

Britney Spears is pretty damn hot and nobody can deny that.

by david January 22, 2005

invertebrate

An animal that does not have a backbone. Insects, arachnids, starfish, jellyfish, octopuses, sponges, and corals are all invertebrates.

Invertebrates are the most populated animals on the planet.

by David March 6, 2004

lad

your penis

my lad got wackhed three times last night.

by david April 30, 2003

McSqueeb

A poseur skateboarder, named after an interview with a fictional skateboarder in Thrasher magazine.

We went to the skatepark, but it was crawling with McSqueebs.

by David March 21, 2003