david's definitions

Sataness

n.
The profoundly evil adversary of God and humanity in the form of a beautiful, lustful, women. She is evil hearted, shallow, and weak willed, but can fool any man into falling for her spell. Her sexy outer shell hides the evil within.

I fucked the ultimate Sataness last night and my dick fell off 14 hours later.

That Vanessa is Sataness!

by David January 22, 2004

ibanez

Awesome guitar Company get an RG series

by David July 18, 2003

Twat

Twatt, a town in the Orkney Isles - Scotland

I live at Twatt

by David January 6, 2007

rundigger

A motorized vehicle usually a late model car or small motorcycle which appears ready for the scrap heap yet continues to provide reliable service such that those who use it come to have a sort of affection for it and are somewhat protective of it.

You're not really going to drive that pile of crap all the way to the city are you? Sure am. It's a rundigger!

by David November 6, 2004

badnarik

n., adj., interj.: a play on the similarities between "Badnarik" (Michael Badnarik, Libertarian candidate in 2004 for the United States Presidency) and "bad-ass / bad ass," both verbally and by connotation. Popularized by Badnarik's hardcoreness, especially his arrest and imprisonment during the CPD-run Presidential Debates.

Sometimes written as "bad-narik" or "bad narik"

"Dude, we got the hookup" "Badnarik, dude!"

"The capabilities of this new software are frankly fairly bad-narik"

"Where George go?" "Aw, he over there talkin' to some ladies, he think he a badnarik with all them chains."

by David October 14, 2004

ton

Means to fight, scrap ect. This word is used down south

You seen that bitch get in Chris face like dat? They bout to ton in dis bitch

by David July 31, 2004

asspuppet

A pompous blow-hard with little or no redeeming social value much like a terd which hangs from the anus and requires you to make it "dance like a puppet" to get it to fall into the toilet.

Steven is a total asspuppet.

by David December 9, 2003