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Like

A word commonly used in the secret languge of the Valley Girls.

So, like, I said to him, like, would go out with me, like, 'cause, your like, so dreamy.

by David April 24, 2003

syrup

an disassociative/hallucenogenic drink made with one bottle of extra strength robotussin, one shot of rum and vodka, and a jolly rancher.

"sippin on some syrup" or "man paul(dj paul) slow this shit down im of that syrup"

by David April 14, 2003

Elb

Peerless leader

No one had shown brilliance since Napoleon, Wellington or Elb.

by David March 30, 2003

rice rocket

A slow car, usually a 4 cylinder mitsubishi lancer or hyundai excel that is 'riced' up by the owner by putting stickers all over it and adding a rear wing (for extra downforce on the rear to improve acceleration in their front wheel drive car). Other common 'modifications' include the infamous 'drain pipe' exhaust system, and 'lowering' - which is done by cutting the springs with a pair of pliers or tin-snips. The drivers of these sorts of cars are usually young teenagers who have no clue about cars, and actually think their car is 'fast' - and then either refuse to race a decent car (because they know they'll get annihilated), or get absolutely humiliated when they do.

The other night this guy in this rice rocket was revving his engine at the lights, trying to get me to race him... so I laughed a bit at first, then thought 'hmm why not'. He took off as fast as he could, and was wondering why he couldn't pass me when I was just staying beside him at half-throttle. Then I dropped back a gear and nailed it, hitting full-boost and leaving the poor ricer in a cloud of smoke about 15 car lengths behind.

by David March 27, 2003

arenes

Note that the above definition is wrong. It is actually pronounced Ah-reens.

Benzene is an Arene

by David March 26, 2003

arenes

The Royal Society is in fact a made-up society. Disregard the above definition.

Ah-reens - correct!

by David March 26, 2003

arenes

There is word of a maniac going round sprouting some propaganda about Arenes being pronounced A-renes! How preposterous is this. His name is Chris, and if you see these definitions, then you should not believe them for fear of your life. You have been warned.

Ah-renes. Nothing more.

by David March 26, 2003