david's definitions

ton

Means to fight, scrap ect. This word is used down south

You seen that bitch get in Chris face like dat? They bout to ton in dis bitch

by David July 31, 2004

recidivist

Someone who is repeatedly arrested for criminal behavior (especially for the same criminal behavior)

The recidivist was once again arrested for smoking weed at school.

by David May 18, 2004

yutz

This is from the Yiddish, it means ditz, clutz, dumkoft, ninny, nincompoop, socially incompetant boob, twit, dumbass.

Example? I gotta provide a sample?? Sheesh!! Use it like any of those word up there!!! What yutz thought up this stupid requirement!?!?!

by David December 4, 2003

uh-oh pimp

uh-oh pimp.
much like the uh-oh oreo, a white person that is black on the inside.

"Dude, stop being black, you're white"
"Only on the outside yo, Im an uh-oh pimp"

by David March 5, 2005

invertebrate

An animal that does not have a backbone. Insects, arachnids, starfish, jellyfish, octopuses, sponges, and corals are all invertebrates.

Invertebrates are the most populated animals on the planet.

by David March 6, 2004

britney spears

Nobody denies that she's sexually active; not even Britney Spears herself. Sluts are women who have sex with numbers of men without having relationships with them. Britney Spears is married. Just because she's extremely attractive and is comfortable with expressing her sexuality rather than hiding it from the media doesn't mean she's a slut.

Britney Spears is pretty damn hot and nobody can deny that.

by david January 22, 2005

Red eye

Red eye is another word for the female vulva, or vagina

Red eye patrol, as the Devo song; vagina

by David November 21, 2004