david's definitions

McSqueeb

A poseur skateboarder, named after an interview with a fictional skateboarder in Thrasher magazine.

We went to the skatepark, but it was crawling with McSqueebs.

by David March 21, 2003

nerd ass

A hardcore nerd. Often exclaimed upon the observation of someone doing something incredibly nerdy.

Steve still collects comic books at thirty years of age. This is because of the fact that he is a freaking nerd ass.

by David November 11, 2004

butthead

a person who has a good body, but not a face; can sometimes be used interchageably with tip drill

everything looks good, but they head

by David March 28, 2004

rice rocket

A slow car, usually a 4 cylinder mitsubishi lancer or hyundai excel that is 'riced' up by the owner by putting stickers all over it and adding a rear wing (for extra downforce on the rear to improve acceleration in their front wheel drive car). Other common 'modifications' include the infamous 'drain pipe' exhaust system, and 'lowering' - which is done by cutting the springs with a pair of pliers or tin-snips. The drivers of these sorts of cars are usually young teenagers who have no clue about cars, and actually think their car is 'fast' - and then either refuse to race a decent car (because they know they'll get annihilated), or get absolutely humiliated when they do.

The other night this guy in this rice rocket was revving his engine at the lights, trying to get me to race him... so I laughed a bit at first, then thought 'hmm why not'. He took off as fast as he could, and was wondering why he couldn't pass me when I was just staying beside him at half-throttle. Then I dropped back a gear and nailed it, hitting full-boost and leaving the poor ricer in a cloud of smoke about 15 car lengths behind.

by David March 27, 2003

britney spears

Nobody denies that she's sexually active; not even Britney Spears herself. Sluts are women who have sex with numbers of men without having relationships with them. Britney Spears is married. Just because she's extremely attractive and is comfortable with expressing her sexuality rather than hiding it from the media doesn't mean she's a slut.

Britney Spears is pretty damn hot and nobody can deny that.

by david January 22, 2005

Red eye

Red eye is another word for the female vulva, or vagina

Red eye patrol, as the Devo song; vagina

by David November 21, 2004

invertebrate

An animal that does not have a backbone. Insects, arachnids, starfish, jellyfish, octopuses, sponges, and corals are all invertebrates.

Invertebrates are the most populated animals on the planet.

by David March 6, 2004