467 definitions by david

Sideways Sloppyjoe

See whisker Biscuit, Bearded Clam or Tuna Taco. Also Vagina

He ordered up a big helping of her sideways sloppyjoe and then had to wipe his mouth

by david November 8, 2003

Ringu

A Japenese movie about an urban legend in which if you see a certain video, you will die in 7 days. See also The Ring

Remember in the English version of Ringu, when the reporter figures out how the tape works?

by david April 28, 2003

daddy

Baby-talk word for dad. It is wrong for adults to call their father ''daddy''. Adults call their father ''dad''.

''Daddy'' is baby-talk.

by david March 6, 2004

shmammered

To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.

Dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn't know your own name and puked all over the place

by david July 7, 2004

mini-vomit

A small controlled vomit, that is easily caught in the mouth: a chunky gag. See Gerg

The wrotting smell from the dumpster made me have a mini-vomit.

by david December 2, 2003

nhi

Acronym used by police to describe crimes between vicious criminals. (No Humans Involved)

I'm not wasting too much time time trying to solve this MF-er; its an NHI

by david November 3, 2003

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoeconiosis

This is the longets word in the ENTIRE English Language. Its 45 letters long and 19 syllables... Count it out

He's right... it is the best freakin'word on the planet.

by david February 15, 2005