david's definitions

burninator

n.
1. one who set fire to things.

v., -nat·ed, -nat·ing, -nates.

v.tr.

To cause to burn.
To set fire to.
To subject to great heat, especially to make luminous by heat.
To arouse the passions of; excite: The insults ignited my anger.

by David May 21, 2003

pond

The world's second-largest ocean, separating the eastern Americas and western Europe and Africa, extending from the Artic in the North and the Antartic in the South.

"So James, how is it across the Pond?"

by David November 13, 2003

Mex

A short way to say mexican u stupid fuck. I can't believe u didn't noe that

The mex was workin tiredly until its mighty queen (jlo) come and they start to yell ARF ARF.

by David February 17, 2004

buttmunch

Someone who loves too eat butt, such as a cat or child(Aaron).

Wow, Ali, you sure are a slutty buttmunch....

by David April 24, 2003

cheesy gordita crunch

1.) a tasty snack available at taco bell consisting of a soft, warm gordita shell, connected via cheese to a crunchy corn tortilla shell, filled with beef, lettuce, cheese, and a special sauce.

2.) a standard unit of betting in some social circles. a bet becomes official once a quantity of cheesy gordita crunches has been offered as a bet, and a handshake has followed. the winner of the bet may redeem his/her cheesy gordita crunch during the subsequent trip to taco bell.

1.) man, I could really go for a cheesy gordita crunch right now!

2.)
jon: dude, there's no way that's gonna float.
david: are you kidding me? it's definitely gonna float.
jon: I'll bet you a cheesy gordita crunch that it won't, bitch!

by David October 11, 2007

fubar

Yes, it is commonly known as "fucked up beyond all repair" or "all recognition." But I believe it was originally coined in the military, which has a penchant for acronyms, as "fouled up beyond all repair." You don't have to say "fucked." You can just say "fouled."

I can't hit the target because this rifle is FUBAR, Sir!

by David October 14, 2003

McSqueeb

A poseur skateboarder, named after an interview with a fictional skateboarder in Thrasher magazine.

We went to the skatepark, but it was crawling with McSqueebs.

by David March 21, 2003