david's definitions

bologna nipples

Using coins for measurement, these are nipples which are equal to or greater than $3.04 on a C cup.

She's was really hot until she took off her shirt and I saw her bologna nipples and I was like, "Damn! Put your shirt back on or turn around!"

by david February 11, 2004

haha

A sound made when laughing

I am laughing at you.

by David November 29, 2003

IAWYP

Acronym. Literally, "I agree with your post". Used in message boards such as ATNW.

IAWYP, that shouldn't be allowed at the board.

by David September 19, 2004

Rear Admiral

A salute from the rear.

You should walk right up there and give her the rear admiral.

by David October 19, 2003

Clam Fucker

Someone who constantly wants to fuck people but never has the guts to ask them. Usually someone Who Lacks motivation and watches to many pornos.

Man that's a Pussy Clam Fucker

by David September 13, 2003

ecsatzia

Polish for ecstacy. A drug.

kurwa ja mam ecstazie

by David February 22, 2005

flashlight

A small portable light that is used to see behind things and when the power goes out.

We better go buy a flashlight.

by David March 7, 2004