david's definitions

butt taco

When a friend has passed out you proceed to spread his/her butt cheeks and insert the makings of a taco (tomato, lettuce, choice of meat, sour cream, etc.) Often great for retaliation.

I gave my cheeting-ass ho of a gf a butt taco. And then I made her eat it. That bitch.

by David June 19, 2006

turkey

The country which is not willing to recognise Armenian genocide which happened between 1915-1917 and took lives of about 2 millions of inoccent armenian women, children and men. Though all facts make it obvious that genocide took place, turkey still denies it and doesn't want to pay and return the land which belongs to Armenia. After being warned by his comrades not to kill Jews, Adolf Hitler said: Who remembers the Armenian massacre now?

speaker 1: What can you say about Turkey?

speaker 2: I can say that it is the most shitty country which has no courage to pay for the mistakes it did.

speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with you... Turkey SUCKS all the way...

by David June 19, 2006

ball tap

When you flick your hand really fast and hit a guys balls.

My girlfriend got mad at me so she tied me down and ball tapped me until my cock and balls were bruised and slightly bleeding.

by David June 19, 2006

American Identity

what it means to be an American: one who takes advantage of the freedom and opportunity we have here

When Miss Poblete asked the class what the American Identity is, David said an American is one who takes advantage of the freedom and opportunity we have here.

by David June 19, 2006

booby bang

The act of thrusting one's dick in between the rather larger breasts of female. Also called a titty fuck.

I booby banged my girlfriend last night.
Timmy's so fat he could booby bang himself.

by David June 18, 2006

Carpet muncher

Some who eats hairy pussy

Barbara Streisand

by David April 10, 2006

l33t

Meaning "Elite", which on the internet is spelled "31337". This was then shortened to "1337" or "l33t" and pronounced "Leet". A l33t is one who "pwns" (owns) "n00bs" (players who are bad at a particular game) all day long locked away in their dark room, perhaps hacking a mainframe or two. Closely associated with h4x0rz (hackers) that are good at what they do.

I am teh uber l33t h4x0r that will pwn all teh n00bs! w00t!

by David October 12, 2005