l33t

Meaning "Elite", which on the internet is spelled "31337". This was then shortened to "1337" or "l33t" and pronounced "Leet". A l33t is one who "pwns" (owns) "n00bs" (players who are bad at a particular game) all day long locked away in their dark room, perhaps hacking a mainframe or two. Closely associated with h4x0rz (hackers) that are good at what they do.

I am teh uber l33t h4x0r that will pwn all teh n00bs! w00t!

by David October 12, 2005

gonk

toilet paper tube with eyes crudley drawn by three year olds that you would buy at a fair for charity

"you gonk"
"you retard gonk"

by david June 20, 2006

Lid

An insult without using foul language

u lid

by David May 07, 2003

jungle

An overflow of pubic hair. A large amount of pubic hair that needs shaving.

My god, it's a jungle down there!

by David May 28, 2003

Jupp Style

Having sex standing a good metre away from your partner ( a good 40 years older than you), performing wild and large pelvic thrusts while grunting/making noises.

(see definition)

by David November 20, 2003

shu bop

to knock someone out.
to batter someone
originates from da streets

im gonna shu bop you in a minute

by david March 26, 2005

Slurpee

Another word for felatio, blow job, etc.

Want me give you slurpee?

by David March 21, 2003