david's definitions

douchegasm

To excrete vaginal fluid out of the anus, usually after saying something witty and "douchey". There are many variations of this.

Math Teacher: "As you can see, my younglings, the answer is clearly the square root of 37! Or is it!? Muahahahaha!"
Student: "Wow, I think he just had a douchegasm."

by David October 11, 2005

dugout

To defecate in a public urinal. Called so because it has to be "dug out" of the urinal. Not to be confused with the "upper decker".

I was pissed off with the service at the restaurant, so I went to the bathroom and left them a dugout.

by David September 28, 2005

tekken

A fighting game for the Playstation or Playstation 2 console. It has mixed reactions in people, for instance, some people don"t like the game because the characters fight like robots, or some people think it is the best fighting game ever.

Tekken is a fighting game, pure and simple.

by David August 16, 2005

bo-bo

'fool' in the language of Spanish

(9th grade broken Spanish)Aye Caramba, porque es tu muy mucho loco bobo!?
For Crying out loud, why are you very much a crazy fool!?

by David July 15, 2005

uncoolness

not a word, but some idiots think it is

Justin used the word "uncoolness" in his definition, doesn't he know that's not a word?!! Man, he is one loser, no wonder his sn is jcc malu

by David June 28, 2005

spin doctor

A person who works in public relations, usually for a political party who spins news stories round for the benefit of that party.

The pound may have lost %20 of its value against the $ but lets report this as a great help in making our exports cheaper.

by David June 6, 2005

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoeconiosis

This is the longets word in the ENTIRE English Language. Its 45 letters long and 19 syllables... Count it out

He's right... it is the best freakin'word on the planet.

by David May 13, 2005