dave's definitions
by Dave January 16, 2004
Get the hypmug. 
Get the pisspoormug. *A term referring to something enormous in size and structure.
*A major figurehead in the Bible. He was an enormous man who was almost unstoppable.....almost, because David chucked a rock at his forehead and down went Goliath!
*A term referring to a man of enormous structure.
*A major figurehead in the Bible. He was an enormous man who was almost unstoppable.....almost, because David chucked a rock at his forehead and down went Goliath!
*A term referring to a man of enormous structure.
"Metal Gear is a Goliath-sized walking tank with big-ass weapons!"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger is not Goliath-sized....but he still rules."
-me
"Arnold Schwarzenegger is not Goliath-sized....but he still rules."
-me
by Dave October 13, 2004
Get the Goliathmug. Modern-day "dwarves".
"Don't piss off a midget. They may look small but they're actually high-jumpers, and they know how to kick ass."
-me
"Midgets can also kick their own heads. Look at Wee Man from Jackass! ^_^ "
-me
-me
"Midgets can also kick their own heads. Look at Wee Man from Jackass! ^_^ "
-me
by Dave June 21, 2004
Get the midgetmug. A can you would open up to kick someone's ass. Metaphorically.
Really it means, basically, to beat someone up.
Really it means, basically, to beat someone up.
"Boy ah' tell you what, if you hit that there snooze button one more time, ah'm goh have ta' open up a can'uh whupass, and you know ah'm goh do it too."
-a cowboy who threatens me if I don't wake up, after hitting the snooze button on my clock four times
-a cowboy who threatens me if I don't wake up, after hitting the snooze button on my clock four times
by Dave March 28, 2004
Get the whupassmug. A type of rule where a person's role is determined by his background. Castes also have different levels of power.
For example : in ancient Japan, the Tokugawa Dynasty ruled with a caste system, where the samurai were the highest.
Another example : India apparently has a caste system. This means that if you were born of a poor family, you are required (not destined, required) to be that way, and nothing you do will change that. Specifically, if someone was the reincarnation of the Buddha, that person would be the most powerful man in India.
Contrary to the fetish beliefs, capitalism is NOT a caste system. Capitalism does not judge people on their birth, but requires people to work hard if they want to be rich.
For example : in ancient Japan, the Tokugawa Dynasty ruled with a caste system, where the samurai were the highest.
Another example : India apparently has a caste system. This means that if you were born of a poor family, you are required (not destined, required) to be that way, and nothing you do will change that. Specifically, if someone was the reincarnation of the Buddha, that person would be the most powerful man in India.
Contrary to the fetish beliefs, capitalism is NOT a caste system. Capitalism does not judge people on their birth, but requires people to work hard if they want to be rich.
"Castes don't work very well....and yet somehow they're effective. I'm stumped. Nevertheless, America should not resort to a caste system; that would be unconstitutional & against the founding principles of this country."
-me
-me
by Dave May 19, 2004
Get the castemug. n. A defect in MP3 audio files that results in screeching, buzzing, clicking and popping. This symptom, constantly found in files propagated on networks such as Kazaa, was most prevalent on Napster, whence the name is derived.
by Dave April 1, 2004
Get the Napster Syndromemug.