dave's definitions

Portteus

The maker of fine wines

I had a totally good Portteus bottle Merlot

by Dave October 11, 2004

Interceptor

Body armor that can withstand high-caliber munitions, including 7.62.

"Interceptor is a cool name for a durable armor vest."

by Dave November 11, 2004

Six-Six-Fourty-Four

The name for June 6th, 1944.

"Six-Six-Fourty-Four will live in infamy. But let's hope it never has to happen again."
-me

by Dave February 3, 2004

D-block

The city of Danbury, Conn.
It is nick name used by college kids when refering to Danbury

Andrew: you coming home this week?
David:Oh I'm coming back to D-block baby!

by Dave May 13, 2005

Cum Bubble

When your dick is stoped up and you come a bubble.

It fucking hurt when the bitch sucked the cum bubble out of my stoped up dick.

by Dave October 24, 2003

Mutton dressed as lamb

Middle aged women dressing/acting/pretending like they're much younger than they actually are.

Often abbreviated to "mutton".

"So how was last night?"
"Terrible, the place full of mutton."
"Mutton?"
"Mutton dressed as lamb."

by Dave November 6, 2004

Kung Pow

The name of easily the funniest damn kung-fu rip ever made! Anyone who doesn't like it is clearly a fucking squarehead who couldn't have a sense of humor if his life depended on it. Director Steve Oedekirk (spelling?) said that a sequel, for NOW, would be impossible because of the fact that making Kung Pow was expensive, and since it flopped, it further hurt the possibility.

"Naaaaaaahahaaaaaa....."
-Betty, aka Master Pain

SOME PUNKASS : "Aw that movie was fucking retarded."
ME : "That was the whole idea; that's why it's funny!"
SOME PUNKASS : "I know but they made a good job on making it retarded."
ME : "Squarehead...-_-' "

by Dave January 17, 2004